Ocean Depths part 8
"your whiskers tickle, you jackass. i'm fine, really." he rubbed his cheek several times where they had brushed. "is that so?"
Talks
"then don't ask what it is until you've found out for yourself, jackass." and he goes down on me again, drawing out a growl. fuckin' jackass.
The Lead Crown: Ch 1c, Steam-Punked (pt 5)
"or maybe you have blood caked all over it... jackass." roland replied, "or did you forget i'm bleeding." "fuck... this much?" questioned joshew, pulling at his sopping tunic, "alright... we have to stop... i've gotta treat that."
Syngeneia Kathairein part 25
(although he is a jackass in this prequel intro!) the view is set in first person view from entropion's pov. this story is inspired by warcraft, forgotten realms, spyro the dragon and dragon age, among other things.
Satellite Radio Pwns
Sometimes ian felt bad about basically being a jackass for a living, but his boss, a literal jackass, loved him for it. due to his less then desirable voice, the jackass, brian, could never go on the air and be a public bastard.
Marshall Law (3)
"i'm sorry that i am being such a jackass, the thing is though for the first time since i was a kit i am finding out that i can't do things for myself, i have lost my independence, and i finally have to come to terms with the fact that i need someone, the
Alaskan Love
"sounds like a jackass to me, but all city slickers are, y'know?" "dude, you and i were city slickers," i reminded him with a half-teasing growl as i helped him place the items away in the correct cupboards.
A shameful secret 3
He looked up at the horny donkey's ugly muzzle, for some sense of what the nasty jackass was planning to do next.
Let's Get Donked!
You would be surprised what your tolerance for beer can be when you're a jackass, hehe-hawwww." john said with a braying laugh. "ohhhhhh...." came a deep voice from behind him.
Higher Learning
You can bet i'm one damn good guard dog because nothing could have separated jason from me that night (and no... not just because of the knot... jackass).
Summer Vacation Begins
"some idiots on a movie called jackass. i found it entertaining." mira stepped into the room. "so we going to amo-what happened marissa?" "wasabi." eric laughed. "i am never trying that stuff. looks nasty." mira nodded.
Solis Part 7
"listen jackass, you're decent enough when you're not trying to be smart or drunk. just please don't screw this job up." i sigh, looking down with my own arms loosely crossed now. "yeah.. yeah i get it. i'll apologize too, it was our faults.