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Damn me for being such a jackass in school. damn him for turning out to be so damn hot. and damn me again for turning out to like guys in college; the universe had enough irony without me adding more to it. i hadn't been in denial, nothing that cliché.
Cat’s Chronicles Chapter 1: A Jack of Some Trades
He grinned with all the enthusiasm to say that he took that jackass part as a compliment, and quickly shooed the cat out, setting her on her way to get the job done.
RockJaws: The Manager
From her impatient jackass of a boss, yelling like she was every fault of that ignorant punk bad, to the very punks themselves.
Maverick Hunter - Chapter 7
"watch where you're shooting, jackass!" a familiar voice rang from nearby. the bird woman burst from the bushes, pulling small twigs from the crevices in her suit. her eyes held a fiery glow as she stared at nephadius in anger.
Alaskan Love
"sounds like a jackass to me, but all city slickers are, y'know?" "dude, you and i were city slickers," i reminded him with a half-teasing growl as i helped him place the items away in the correct cupboards.
2020-05-23 Comfort Companion
No matter how many demonstrations were given, there was always at least one idiot who insisted on being a jackass. the renamon sighed and stepped down the line to the next slave, a gatomon, and took down the necessary information for their records.
Intro: Cody's Request
"we can be a bunch of jackasses," the dalmatian, clark said with a shrug. "nah, we're nice." brian said."hi." i said, never the best at meeting new furs. "jay." "he's cute." the panther said, looking at me." he pointed to cody.
IN The Dark {Part 2}
, damn if i wasnt trying to earn that jackasses trust i would have ripped his throat out!.
Gap Year: Dirty, Simple Sex
"i'm saying you dropped your condom, jackass. fuck my best friend, sure, it's no skin off my ass, but you can choose a better place to do it than here." "what the hell is wrong with you? in case you didn't notice, we're not doing it here."
Back to zombie island : Port Royal
Someone must have stolen the treasure and got greedy and then elizabeth came telling us that there's something strange going on and that well has been away for far too long and she wanted us to go help him so we agreed to help her and of course jack being the jackass
The Spy That Was
Researcher: you don't have to be such a jackass! scientist: we are doing the best we can! and besides, the disease is coming from the nukes after they explode! zephyr: and how long has it been?
Run The Blitz: Chapter 3
Austin "crush" rivera and the ever clingy jackass jacob stantz have now been made in my bitches." he walked over to jacob and rubbed his head, like someone would a child. "and you're a special case, little jake!