Jake's first
Jake couldn't believe his ears, the vixen had given him her name and number; jake couldn't believe his lame pickup line worked! he just had his first date in years; he couldn't believe it. this just turned into the best day of his life.
The feel of his embrace
Sand haven, a small park next to a sort of nice beach and a small lame funfair. at fifteen i hated it but my parents brought me anyway. i remember it like it was yesterday, which is funny because i really don't remember yesterday at all.
Raiderstuck (part 2)
Master chief: "to make it worse, we can't spend that $5 here; they only accept lame lego coins and those really lame lego $100 bills."
Dear Diary: Introductions
How fucking lame. i'm only keeping you because my therapist said it might help to clear my head some if i got my thoughts down on paper, so i'm thinking this now so i can write it down later. yeah... that should work.
Sorry I Fucked Your Girlfriend
Quickly, i stammered, "well, a dog tongue does feel good," lamely. i would know - dogtaurs were mostly human from the waist up, but we did have dog ears and extra long, wide tongues. if i were just a little more flexible, i would be set.
Tricky Treat
"lame," grunted the tiger rolling his eyes. he pulled a bag out from his pocket. "gummi bear?" the tiger asked, offering the rabbit the bag.
Morning Treats: Maddie and Umbreon
“i like to imagine i'm better than anything your lame ass dreams can come up with." she without warning ate him back up, forcing a moan out of his muzzle. maddie had no reason to hold back now.
Sleeping with Dad
This is just blatant porn (of the cuddly variety) with a really lame excuse of a plot and almost zero editing, but i hope you like it anyway! any feedback is strongly appreciated! ~2500 words.
Ocean Depths part 6
He groaned at how lame that sounded leaning back against the couch, closing his eyes and tossing an arm over his face. "so...that's a yes, then?" carlson nosed a bit more, his ears perking up. lucas could feel him shifting restlessly.
Machines and Masters
Instead i suckled and slavered on the tip of one of that engorged tip lamely - lips stretching and failing to get over that flared end!
New mare
The wicked goat chuckled as he helped the lame stallion down the hall to his room. once he had cameron laid on the bed, the naughty goat looked around. "anything fun to play with in here?" "ummm... i got a few things under the bed."
To Market to Market
"i'm lame in my left leg, dog-sir, hamstrung." hamstringing was a penalty for runaways, although it was more common for them just to be put down. "not a punishment, dog-sir," sighed the fox.