Reapers

"lowell plans ta wipe us out. i believe his toughts are dat if dere are no reapers, den dere are no souls ta pass onto judgement ta become angels.

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The Gnoll's Pet - Chapter 3

"yes, training... on how ta please yer new mistress. this time i'm not expectin' anything too impressive; just gonna explain how ta suck me off, now lie face down on the bed..."

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A Deep Itch to Scratch

"anyway, i told the bitch i ain't afraid ta kill her if she don't move, but then she told me that _i'm_actually the bad guy fer killing folks and that i need ta 'atone fer my sins' or something."

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Sex in the Swamp

See, we like ta be left alone, but you civilised folks just keep comin' inta our swamp tryin' ter get all up in our business, tryin' ta figger out why we live out here 'stead of just leavin' us alone."

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Surviving Solitude Part 7

"he went ta look fer help some time back," said marilyn, "i guess he ain't go'n ta be with billy as his father. he has a new one." she mustered a smile at me, which made me feel better. "did you see anyone else?" we shook our heads no.

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Pj and Pete chapter 12

"dear slut... sorry i wasn't here ta greet yer ass when ya got home. but i had ta do something at the dealership that couldn't wait. there some lunching meat in the fridge.... i'd like you to make me some sandwiches with it."

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Tainted Love - Chapter 4

But 'fore we can use the system, ya'll need ta make sure ya'll git over ta maintenance an' get'm ta turn on th' electronics inta the stall."

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The Gnoll's Pet - Chapter 1

"well the leonin took over our planet and forced us to fight ya folfs, but we 'ere too much for their "commanders" ta handle, so they purged our homeworld.

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Country Bear and Son / Boys Will Be Boys

"ah see... then this ought ta' work." the old bear rummaged in his desk. "now drop yer pants, boy. yer boxers, too."

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The Legacy of Siyu - Chapter 7

You sit here in yer ivory tower, lookin' down on the world, tellin' the lower folk what ta do with their lives! you've ne'er had ta honor yer captain or crew! ne'er had ta prove yerself before the mast!"

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