Goldenmane Chapter III: I Love the Smell of Scorpions in the Morning

He really wished he hadn't taken that bloody stallion into their organisation, but he looked so much like the one in the tv ad, he couldn't resist.

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A Little Too Adventurous - By Danath

"read your ad." burst's eyes went wide. yes, he'd posted an ad on an obscure sight for... adults.

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Things Aren't As They Appear Ch1 - The Wrong Job For The Wrong Guy

James caught eye on that and walked into the flower shop where the advert was, thinking the job was for the flower shop.

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Putting Disobedient Pokemon in Their Place

On the way there, ash and pikachu head over to a store selling a special pocket watch that they saw from a tv ad once. the pocket watch is capable of hypnotizing both humans and pokemon almost instantly, according to what the ad says.

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how much milk can a milke snake take before its too much

A milk snake is always horny but she wants to know how much cum she can take so she puts an advert up for pent up furs or futa's and she gets a good load of reply's my one my more crappy rushed story oh awit that's all of them!

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Tender Tails and Warm Hearts

In retrospect, perhaps placing that advert in the paper was his best idea.

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A Safe Haven: Big Surprise

Jack then held the ad in the bear's face. "i'm here to wrestle!" the bear grinned and chuckled and then laughed, steaming the ad up with his breathe as he stood up laughing.

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My Girlfriend, the Super Villain: The Day After, Part 4

Business had been pretty steady for a while now, but she was always looking for new ideas and ways to advertise the store to keep things fresh.

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Another Days Work

As you'll continue down this street of lusterous advertisments, one catches you're eye along with more then two people entering in haste for the next show.

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The last hiest

Being a legend in his day he knew what papers to look at and what to look for, conman advertised in their own language, in things nobody wanted, or was so common the chances were so slim that nobody would call.

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The Rat Always Wins

The ad asked for a picture, but didn't offer one, simply describing him as late 30s, 6?6?, 550 pounds--absolutely the irresistible rodent mountain i remembered.

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In Private

_bigboysweet: anyone into paws plw pm_ "no advertising, please, guys." _biguy1991: buzzed here on poppers and rubber stroking it_ "no advertising," lincoln snorted.

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