Yip Yap! Understanding Your Fellow Kobold
They go the extra mile--i would make a pun here, but i will withhold it for the sake of keeping this guide as formal as possible.
Third Steamy Day at Hortonville High (Entry #3 for Bad Fanfiction Writing Contest)
One day Fox McCloud walked into the Hortonville highschool locker room. He/she was very hot and sweaty from the awesome workout he/she just did. "Hmm I want to take a shower," he/she thought and walked to the shower room where the showers were so...
Kinktober Day 3: Toys
Aiden replied, chuckling at the pun. "how about we go all out with this monster egg beater?" "oh my god." maxine's green eyes went wide as aiden held up a massive, dick shaped vibrator, lines with nubs and ridges.
Serenifi: Great Scott! Part II: Scene 3
Texas: insert baseball-related pun here!
Krris #11
While krris is spouting platitudes and thanks, muz-ra is feeling his body harden and is, pardon the pun, on the horns of a delimma. one she hasn't faced before. but poor krris. he has the recovery speed of a lion but doesn't realize it himself.
Where 1
He had always considered himself a lone wolf, no pun intended but if only he had known that with his leaving, he was about to be the most alone he would ever be.
Kieku's lament
I knew he was going to be there for me no matter what happened to us in this blasted war...... no pun intended. "well, i'm not going to die prematurely that is...." i giggled. "i know..." this war was wearing on us all. this war is so stupid!
Pizza on the Brain
Narrated principally by the two main characters (they'll usually alternate narration duties), this tale of seeking and finding in the anything-can-happen milieu of college is sure to touch your hearts--test audiences have found it quite appetizing (pun quite
Night of the Weredonk Part 2
John smirked at his own pun as he watched alex's body begin to expand, his smooth stomach beginning to swell as his pectorals grew along with a set of rock hard abs. "no...don't...want...haw....but why does it feel so...haww...he-haww!!!!!!"
Part Two of Demitri
"you know what i am going to pun...um pleasure you johnny like you never felt before."
Grocery Store Dancer
The memory of that alone was erecting (pun intended) quite a tent under the sheets! the longer i lay staring at the ceiling, the more i missed him. five o'clock. "shit! this is crazy... i'm beginning to fixate on a figment of my imagination!
My life with blaziken chapter 2
Then i came, my dick exploding into her like a volcano (fire pun, i'm fucking hilarious), then she came, her walls clamping like the jaws on a trapinch, squeezing so much it almost hurt, milking me for all i had as she rode on cloud eight.