The Safeword is 'Papa' (ch.6)
Nick is telling me a funny story. something about a leopard in a laundromat trying to get spots out of his clothes. i tried to pretend it wasn't hilarious, but nick did amazing impersonations.
Fucking Machine/Milking Stream Story 3: Trained on the Machine
Despite what one walking through the kitchen might think of the serious looking skunk, he always preferred the funny stories, and that's where he was going. "might as well get a couple chuckles in before starting work today."
My Uncle Has Passed On
One would think that someone so young having to have dentures would be a funny story to tell but this one wasn't from a funny story. but during the years that passed.
The cure for sea sickness
It's a funny story. if you're in the mood." smiling a little more, ben nodded. “it seems like i have the time. i may not be all ears, but as a rabbit, i am never less than one-fifth ears."
The Lead Crown: Ch 1a, Flintlocked and Loaded (pt 5)
"almost everywhere." the fox acknowledged, reaching a paw down the front of his pants before pulling another nail-sized pick from beneath, "funny story... most guys have a problem checking every last 'sleeve'." "good god, man..."
Serenifi: Slumber Party Fun!
I've got a funny story on how, when i was younger, mom booked a viewing of disney's "tarzan", but, due to ticket screw-ups, we accidentally went to 'south park: bigger, longer, and uncut'. i learned so much back then." they giggled again.
Black market bumble - by Draconicon
End result is a quick but pretty funny story. involves quite a bit of goop! continuation: here! black market bumble for virion by draconicon virion locked his door behind him, taking a couple of deep breaths as he leaned against it.
Grad-Bash Part 13
It was kind of a funny story, though, it was mostly embarrassing and pathetic. then i'll tell it.
The Cohen Loop, Ch 14
"yea... funny story..." max's response was completely numb. "swimmer already said that." swimmer shrugged helplessly. "okay... um... funny-er story?"
Flea Market Find - Furry
Did i just want to stare at it, leave it in my collection, and have a funny story with proof? or….
Second Chances - Chapter 15
"do you have any funny stories?" i looked up. a sly smirk spread over my muzzle. "well... ok." i leaned forward, and everyone leaned in. "so, once, in high school gym class..."
Syngeneia Kathairein part 14
Any funny stories?" "she was a bit of a handful, but then all young dragons are. she was obsessed with counting steps to make sure they were even and she used to get frustrated at me for breathing as it would make her mess up her count."