Chronicles of an Idiot - Chapter One

At least that crap would help him pay rent and other expenses, expenses that were sorely needed at times.

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Farm Glazed Otter (2020)

Then the other three horses did the same as huge lumps of horse crap fell onto his head, then the runny crap came farting out, squirting all over the otter as it dripped down his head, shoulders, chest and belly, the otter getting completely filthy

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Wolf and Fox: IR + CD?! (old)

"all right, cut the crap, dervish!" ir said pulling his hand's out of his pants pockets. the miniature wolf whirled around so fast it startled ir. "yes, master, i too believe we need to 'cut the crap' as you say."

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Counter Earth Chronicles Fallen Empire Chapter 46: The Other World Part I

(oh crap, oh crap, oh crap, oh crap, oh crap, oh crap, oh crap, oh crap, oh crap!) \*slam\* i shut what i mistakenly thought was a closet door but turned out to be the exit from the lab and locked it.

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Chris and Sera

"chris what are you doing back there ... agg crap what the hell was that i feel so fucken full." chris did not speak and he only gave short thrusts that almost drove both of them mad with pleasure.

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Dragons Of War

As the smoke cleared i was able to focus on the object crushing my leg, "oh crap... oh crap!!!"

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Pokemon - Tale Of The Guardian Master - CH 14

"crap... crap crap crap... my own pokemon... how could i get off to that?! i mean...

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How to Act Like a Dragon (A Wings of Fire Fanfic) Chapter 8

. ~~~~~~~ "crap crap crap crap crap crap crap.. what have i gotten myself into?" i thought to myself as every fibre if my being is sending red signals to my brain as i looked around while entering the arena.

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In Soviet Nazi Germany, Communism Eats *YOU*

And then steve jobs pulled up in a limo hitler: "crap, not this again!!!!!!!!"

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ADOR Chapter 1: Finding The Courage

"crap crap crap! i am in so much trouble!". then i heard something, it wasn't thunder... it was a voice! i looked around for the source, then i peered down and saw him. the colt i had been dreaming about yelling up at me.

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The Adventures of Cali Turner, Megan McCarthy and Friends Part1

Geez, who crapped in your cornflakes," cali questions with a raised chopstick. "you can't use crapped as a verb! and by the way, this is chowmain," megan says, snotty like. cali giggles at the verb remark.

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