The Customer Comes First [Commission]

"i was actually just about to take care of it when i heard you ring the bell out there, and... well, the customer comes first." "yeah," i panted. "_this_ time, the customer came first..."

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Custom

"Hey, you know what could be fun?" said Noom the opossum, leaning over the back of the couch to give Kit a hug from behind. The roocoon gave his girlfriend a kiss under the chin, detected the hint of mischief in her voice, and asked the question he...

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Old Royal Customs

“good thing we got this custom going again," luna whispered seductively, before shoving her snout into celestia's dripping marehood. fin

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Changing Custom (part 2)

#2 of changing custom having succeeded in capturing brolek, fadin and orlin, ilirae and the other dragonesses enact their plan to force the dragons' submission. but they won't give in easily, and look for escape at every turn...

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An Unsatisfied Customer

I awoke in a daze, looking around to see only darkness. Eventually my senses gathered enough for me to determine that I was wearing a blindfold. I couldn't move my mouth either, and the taste of old rubber filled my taste buds. I tried flicking my...

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Strange Customs, Tying the Knot

#2 of strange customs hello everyone! welcome to part two of the exciting tale of strange customs. in this chapter, we will follow taren as he continues on his quest to marry his beloved connie.

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Customer Service

# customer service "...press three if you wish to talk to a live customer service representative..." daniel pressed three on his phone hesitantly as he moved to wipe his glasses clean.

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A Customer's Grievance

"i was here in mark's office when nori called to tell us of the irate customer. mark had called me in to discuss a phone call he had just recieved from mace's across the street.

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Customized by the Hive 3

#3 of customized by the hive applejack tries to hold back from completely breaking. for now, she succeeds, but something might just break that armor, or someone.

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Ordering to Go

Motion in the corner of his eye made him sit up and smooth down his apron, turning his eyes behind his glasses to see if it was a conductor making his rounds or a prospective customer.

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Be Careful What You Whisk For

And bam, he wrote me a quick story related to my life in customer service and how i hate the supervisor role. and so here is the first of five stories related to it (might post zaggy's intro sometime later). enjoy!

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