Kevin Stair and Dr. Humble: A Serial Romance Part 2
I know it sounds corny, but to me, sex means more than getting your rocks off in pleasant company. it's completely sharing yourself with someone. if you're don't, you might as well be masturbating."
Fluffy's Puff
The song itself was corny to listen to as well. once the chorus has subsided i inhaled, and blew out the 15 candles on the top of the cake, extinguishing the warm flames to a waft of smoke. then, followed by an applause, i looked up.
MakiaVi: The Frozen King - Chapter 3
How corny can you get?" "this is serious! he has already killed ten people!" bellatrix snapped. "i'm with bellatrix." edion added. "we need to focus." zan rolled his eyes. "come on guys. this is our first mission.
Knot Theory (III)
A silly smile, placed on his muzzle by one of joel's corny jokes, was slowly fading from his muzzle, carrying with it his mirth but not the excited, anxious energy that had been building deep within him about this class.
Hermaphrodite's Hermits - No Milk Today (Parody Song)
Where you can be a queen no milk today, it wasn't always so, the company was gay, we turn'd night into day so all that's left is a haven to get horny hermaphrodites in the mean street back of town all the pickup lines are strained and pretty corny
A Stereotypical Pair (commission)
“you thought i was corny, james," john mused, and we laughed together. “i did," came my reply, “but i thought it was very sweet. romantic too. and would your guardian angel keep you anchored if it were true that you were destined to go to hell?"
Best Present Ever
I knew you were the one after you said something so corny." "if you think it was corny, then why did you move in?" the gator feigned indignation, but it only got another laugh out of his lover. "i wanted a corny guy, they're the best.
Perks of the Packleader 2
Loud moaning and corny music rang from the small speakers as the dog tackled jason. they fell onto the tan carpet on the floor and the dog snatched the cord, he pulled the earpiece away from jason with a quick tug.
It can still pick up
He knew it was corny, but he didn't care. sometimes corny works. it certainly worked on roy, the bear began to pull at his jumper and shirt. then hopped a little as he kicked off his shoes and pants.
LazzXion Of The Rebellion - Landing of the phenoix
"you're so corny" i said snuggling into him "but i wouldn't have you any other way" "i wouldn't change a thing" luke closing his eyes "you're my little puppy" we cuddled up together for a longtime not moving not wanting to change
Magic-made Sluts
"the name's lawson ma'am," he greeted politely with a corny bow and extension of his hand as if he were an old-fashioned showman. the sister giggled.
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It was almost an incredibly, corny, dramatic moment. the two of them came running at each other, arms wide and eyes filled with joy. if only they were on a beach and they were running in slow motion then it would be perfect.