Laugh at a dragon, go to jail.
He coughed softly, then said in a clear voice, "did you hear about the carpenters that formed a marching band? they called themselves the tuba fours!"
Whorse
The guards held her for a night and a day as the judge ordered the local carpenter to get to work on a unique fit for their busy little slut. the following evening she was fit with the gear the carpenter helped make for her on the judge's order.
Taming the Beast
Why not jared, i pondered, the carpenter, well, had a crush with his gluttonous majesty, i bet if it was about coercing him out, he would have had the best chances.
Halloween Story: Seven Minutes in Heaven
It would have been comical enough except he smacked right into michelle carpenter - in mid-dress, naked from the waist up.
Good Neighbors
carpenter," randy thanked him politely, wiping the pads of his feet on the throwrug just across the threshold before padding into living room with a click of his toeclaws across the tiled floor.
Light Bane: Chapter 20
"hope this isn't a carpenter horror or i'm fucked."
Ander - Epilogue: Subchapter 1
But that's to be expected of the best carpenter in the 'glen, right? just need to fix a few leaks in the roof. replace a broken window. some shutters. basic stuff, really. i am a little rusty, though..."
Icebound - Chapter 3
Norin had apprenticed with hammerhand bucko, the local carpenter, earlier that year. thinking of norin, a tear rolled down his cheek. he looked down at the scrap of cloth still held tight in his hands.
Prologue
For it is here in the year 1250 ar, after the great reset and we start this tale at the house of a humble carpenter in a place called pride village.
Ander - Chapter 8, Subchapter 1
But that's to be expected of the best carpenter in the 'glen, right? just need to fix a few leaks in the roof. replace a broken window. some shutters. basic stuff, really. i am a little rusty, though..."
Terra Nova
"carpenter says those trees are strong and sturdy as anything he's ever seen." "not supposed to cut them down..." "they'll deal with it, if it means getting rid of us. we don't belong." "and there's that wreck, too," she mused.
The Goat Farm 2
One of the carpenters had built a small desk and left it outside his door. "like elves or something." he mused aloud at how things just seam to appear. the human carefully carried the desk inside his room and put it against the wall.