My Life Be Like

Afterwards we watched "so you think you can dance" and "american idol". it came about time to go to bed.

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Who are you, who am I?

The creator of american idol started a new reality show to display these creatures, america picked a 'dragon' for their first winner while britain chose a 'gryphon,' spurring a huge surge in flying lessons across the world.

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Heavy Duty Muffin

"you watch american idol?" mason spoke suddenly, probably to fill the eerie silence. i flicked an ear and chuckled.

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chapter two::lies and cloaks

You know those coke cups on american idol...?" "what do people tend to use the engine most for?" "sex." the couple looked at each other, then back again. then ron leaned in. "what kind of sex?" he said quietly.

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Aisle Six

I'd probably end up lying on the couch in some sort of a sugar coma watching american idol reruns or something similarly great on the television, naked, of course and fondling my balls.

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Beach Day

Travis was an amazing singer, he auditioned for american idol every year. and he always walks out with a smile, even if he knew he wouldn't get in. he was just that type of guy. which is why i liked hanging out with him so much.

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Canned Goods

"if you tell me i could do american idol..." brad growled. "hah, no, i don't even watch it," the dragon responded. ...hell. now it was stuck in brad's head, too. there was a cheerful ding from the vicinity of the dragon's waist.

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Outback Stake Out

Every month another american idol poster was stored away in the closet, with another tidam strong in its place. i could tell mom hoped i was just trying to get closer to my real dad - but she couldn't know just how much closer i was imagining.

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WWVT?

My singing voice was awful and my technique...worse, and i bet i would have made at least one of those montages of the semi-mediocre bad singers on american idol.

Dear Diary: I think I am going to be a Mommy (A Squirrel Girl's Story)

Right now we're in the car listening to the radio, hearing the song mad world sung by american idol adam lambart, while dad is driving us to the hospital ... slowly. but better safe than never. oooooo.... you're so new and shiny.

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Big Fish Seeks Little Fish, Small Pond

'yeah the way the media talks about it you'd think it was a football game or american idol or something' now, he'd remembered something, a moment before... that's right.

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Time of War Chpt 6

"you american's sit at home, watching american idol, dancing with the stars, and all that other shit that makes a joke of voting; all while sitting on your fat ass' eating doughnuts."

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