Chuck Norris in Equestria
chuck norris grabbed the drink not at all impressed; "oh no!" it screamed as chuck norris started to chug the liquid inside the pitcher.
Chapters 3+4
chuck norris got red in rage, and punched krauss, breaking his helmet. big mistake: the ghost possessed his body, and made chuck norris punch himself till he lost all conscience and became totally under johan's control.
a little poem i wrote
Angels sang out, in immaculate chorus, down from the heavens, descended chuck norris, who delivered a kick, which could shatter bones, into the crotch, of indiana jones, who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain, as batman changed back, into bruce wayne
Extreme Butterfly - Poem for Nikkita
This damn butterfly_ _was made extreme by chuck norris._ _chuck. f##king. norris. you hear that?_ _this butterfly is so extreme_ _that my little pony sucks its_ _dick for breakfast.
World Domination
Pope, osama bin laden, robocop, chuck norris, gladys knight and the pips, steve jobs, and jesus of nazareth.
The Tylenol Killer: a Murder Mystery
Basically, he was a gay chuck norris character, which somebody should have thought of before norris died of old age. he was still a dilf even when he died, by the way. captain rainbow's also a dilf, so yea, we kinda had sex.
Chapters 5+6
chuck norris then died for good. "ah, vhat a beutifull moment! not only ve vill summon a god, ve also killed a threat to satanists!"
Another boring night.... what to do?
Aurora sat awkwardly on the edge of her large comfy sofa, trying desperately to enjoy seeing chuck norris round-house kick unconvincingly accented westerners in the face repeatedly, but no matter how much she tried it didn't work.
Just Once: Guess Who Lost His Virginity?
Albus's father, taurin blacksad, sounds like chuck norris, by the way. "you know that real men aren't supposed to get all girly and emotional, don't you?
The Birth of A Soul And The Discover of A Life Time
"well....it seems i misjudged you cale, you really are like chuck norris on steroids.
In Heat (Part 3)
He plowed through men faster than chuck norris in an eighties action flick. "nine days," he said with pride. he was serious. it said something about a man when he considered a week and two days to be a long-term relationship.
The Unsung Hero: ~Chapter One~
He's an impressively built german sheppard with a death stare that could make chuck norris blink an eye. he's also a little smarter than james, but not by much. i'd say c student. but i digress.