Caleb gets new workout equipment (FloofNinja commission)
_Caleb is © FloofNinja, all others © SiberDrac 2021_ "Try it on me. It works." "You got ripped off, dude. Told you those shops are shitty." "Naw, this is the real deal! I tested it. Just try it." "Ugh. Fine." "Go easy..." "... Oh....
Irremovable
_Is he in the curvature of the bottle? His face..._ _Glen. To my shame, this is an obsession, now. A permanency of attention that threatens my natural habits with replacement by itself. Is he in the bottom of the pint? We'll have to...
King's Glade
Birdsong, ah... mellifluous arias, symphonic soliloquys... Wait, no, that's not what I want to talk about. I want to talk about squirrels screwing. Well. Screwing squirrels. Well... Both. The two of them were in a small glade in the...
It's hard, being that hung
Nest - which was the name of a small-framed, slate-skinned, Eastern bearded dragon _(Pogona barbata)_, not the architectural feature - let his jaw hang agape in awe. He, much like you, had prepared himself for dicks. He'd heard about hyperphalia...
It's a Living Sex Toy
"How much did it cost?" "Okay, hear me out..." "That makes me less likely to hear you out." "Look! Look, it's in the rental doc." The cloud leopard boy picked up a diminutive, anthropomorphic sable by the elegant leather harness it was wearing and...
Charmed [Nicobay Commission]
And then, the kid was a charmander. I guess you could say it was my fault, and be one hundred percent accurate. What can I say? I'm a nerdy druid. If I want to make a magically-enhanced drug to transform people into pokémon, I'll do it, and since...
Free-of-charge, post-workout relief
Eryx blinked when he saw the little station set up in the men's locker room. A short, lean, cream-colored fennec fox anthro stood under a simple, elegant banner indicating the creature's availability for service. The fox was far from a normal anthro,...
Brand
"Are we agreed, then? You provide me with as much information about the Pokénomics HQ as you can, and I'll help you catch enough pokémon to allow you to defend yourself. We're headed up into the mountains as soon as we hit Arget." The five of...
Blaze
Surprisingly, they went through the night without being attacked. Glen checked everything he knew to see if it had been stolen, but it all appeared to be present. Including Zach, of course, who had somehow again wound up sleeping curled around Syn....
Sparks
"Ambrosia. Let's test your seed gun." Glen held his hand over the bulbasaur's tremendous bulb and waited. The grass-type set itself, gazed forward without seeing, and released a series of ten seeds into the hand. The black-haired boy whistled quietly...
Smolder
They walked at a moderate, unhurried pace. Zach had let Jerome stay out of the pokeball; it felt weird to have his pokemon contained while all three of Glen's were out. The abra was strapped to Glen's back so he could sleep while they walked. The extra...
Scald
_Was it worth it?_ Glen moaned. It was mid-afternoon. He could tell that much from how badly his eyes hurt. It was especially troublesome in tandem with his pulsing headache. _You're a mess. Hold still._ "I could have sworn I was the...