Fuck Your Granddad, Kids
"ever since yer dear ole granddad found that he had a likin' t' getting his back blown out by his son's flesh an' blood."
Divided Unity (Edition 3, Chapter 2)
granddad, this is shaun. shaun this is my granddad from my mom's side of the family." corbin said with his hands behind his back. i smiled and shook his granddad's hand. "nice to meet you shaun. you can call me edd." he said.
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"why what, granddad?" he felt a sharp jab against his nose as dan poked it hard. "_don't_ call me 'granddad'." offering a sheepish grin, sam said, "okay... how about 'f6'?" dan retreated a bit and crossed his arms grouchily.
Mistakes Were Made - Chapter One -
“granddad's pulling my leg, he always was a joker and a larrikin...”
Phantom Chronicles: Chapter 1
We stopped our self-inflicted torture to gag and vomit in the toilet with my granddad laughing his head off as he walked back into his room presumably to finish.
Tipping the Velvet
"that's your granddad's joke!" "i know," marge said. "how are they, anyway, granny and granddad?" "they're just as fine as you'd expect," bonnie made some paw gestures for emphasis...or maybe it was an esoteric message...
Family Reunion
Aldrik began to stir in the car as he felt the speed bumps underneath them rocking the vehicle about, shaking him from his groggy slumber. He remembered, vaguely, why he was here: he and his father were visiting Aldrik's grandfather, but he lived...
Spirit Bound: Chapter 115
That's what granddad called him, too! i've seen him! i didn't get very close; granddad said he doesn't like company, and when something like _that_ doesn't want you around..." he laughed. "you_don't_ go there.
Phantom Chronicles:Chapter 1
My granddad came from behind us after another minute probably to torment us more... i swear he didn't _seem_ like he was on deaths door! "i guess this is a bad time to ask for a sponge bath?" this was the last straw.
The Boxer Rebellion
I bought you that fucking beer granddad, show some gratitude. plus it was me that did the fucking," i leaned across the table glaring him in the eye. "don't you forget it."
College Life: Chapter 7
"i know, i already told you he was and always will be the best granddad in the world."
Chapter 6: Monday
His granddad spent most of his time in that place. he could remember his mom taking him over to see him there almost every day until he was seven.