SCAT m/m zoo "Shitfucking A Rottweiler In A Car"
Tom couldn't believe how fucking big this dog was. Having followed up on a poorly written craigslist ad, he wasn't expecting much when he came to look at the Rottweiler, but this handsome beast was nothing like the grainy picture made him out to...
Pricking a Thorn
[dex] no [dex] on a run rn [vance] oh, sorry for the distraction [dex] its cool [dex] just some shitfuck job [dex] ground team doing corp spy shit im on tac watch [dex] drones are autoscan so im just babysitting [vance] ah, that sucks. at least
Junior Year: A Good Day
shitfuck. i had to be at school in ten minutes. i ignored a shower, just putting glasses on, grabbing some cleanish clothes, and booking it out the door.
A Moment in the Shade
"shitfuck! the picnic!" staring up at the skunk still standing there with arms folded, peering back over her shoulder as her tail continued to provide erica with shade, the snow leopard shook her head, genuinely aghast. "fuck.
Cary the Panther in A Hands-On Management Style
"my shirt cost more than the socks you're using to pad, shitfuck," the shark muttered, still trying to free his shirt. he was a full foot shorter than the doberman despite being broader in the shoulders and hips than the canine bouncer.
Just Once: Side Stories: the Feminist
She also showed me that there are attractive people other than gay and bisexual men and maybe michelle rodriguez types that like femboys, which i am apparently, so i kind of have to thank her for that to avoid feeling like a shitfucker.
Just Once: Side Stories: Body-Positive
Saying there's something seriously wrong with them because they don't look as nice as you want them to is shallow, irrational and insensitive, and i wish i could phrase that in a way that properly encapsulates how much of a shitfucker you have to
Oh, College: Definitely the First Time
If people are such fucking wankers that i have to change who i am or pretend to be something i'm not to get their approval, then why would i want the approval of such shitfuckers in the first place?
Junior Year: Bone and a Punch
shitfuck. are you kidding me? i have to be with chase on this retarded paper? fuck. just.... ugh. i grabbed my stuff and walked over to him. i wasn't in the mood to be working with the wolf.
Loonacy
Oh, fucking god shitfuck." she rubbed her eyes. "greaaaaat. we're uninsured. property damage. greaaaaaaaaaaat." gehn didn't quite hear her, staring in disbelief. "ohhh maaan," he whimpered. "he's gonna imprison me for like, a century now. . ."
Barbecue with a Twist
"shitfuck, pav, this looks amazing! i see you know your way around more than just dogmeat." he crowed, grabbing up a bun and starting to make a hotdog. pav laughed.
3--The Retreat
Bill cursed, "shitfuck. there goes that plan." rowan looked around "there has to be a way out..." robert looked over at the entrance from the front of the building, "there aren't any zombies over there..."