The Stableboy

It was another Monday morning. I had to find another job and fast. The last one I was in had unfortunately found someone that was better suited for the position I had. More efficient, faster. I was nerve wrecked that was for sure. Rent and bills were...

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#9 - Walking The Dog

\*sighs\* "i'll go find a stableboy, sir." **romari:**"good boy.

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A beneficient bite

The stableboys chuckled as mrs. fannigan walked to the farm house with her naked husband over her shoulder. "stop grinning, you bigheads and feed the cattle or i'll kick your lazy butts." she shouted loudly and the stableboys obeyed at once.

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#19 - Harems And Spice And Everything Nice

Or the stableboys? or the twenty wait-staffers at last night's dinner party?" **romari:**"well, they say variety is the spice of life, and i like mine _hot.

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#1 - Q&A

**taxas:**"why is his eminence the emperor chasing a pair of naked screaming stableboys out on the front lawn, cackling maniacally, and wearing nothing but a mile-wide grin?" **neal:**"ah. well, he's pretending to be a lunatic pretending to be sane."

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#23 - Logical Phallusy

It seemed to make the stableboys rather ecstatic for some reason." **romari:** \*mumbles\* "sounds like i need to visit the stables more often..." **neal:**"what was that, sir?" **romari:**"nothing! and the church still hasn't noticed, eh?"

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#22 - Hold Your Whorses

**neal:**"it's not just that; your stableboy has been lax in his tending duties, and they've been causing international incidents! the second one leapt the horse paddock fence and surprised minister elmhest of hiewha province in the council chamber."

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#20 - Golden Deceiver

But he's a stableboy. just how often _does_ he have the occasion to have sex on the job?" **taxas:**"uh... i, err... his...magnificence, the emperor, yes, he goes out there occasionally.

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#18 - On The Clock

Oh, and bring that stableboy back with you. i could use a foursome. i'm horny again." **neal:**"mmph." **romari:**"what was that?" **taxas:**"i think he said, _'you're always horny, sir.'"_ **romari:**"fuck off." \*seconds later\* **neal:** _"mmph!"

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#15 - The Enemy of My Enemy

**neal:**"i overheard the dignitary from armetia, minister cache, saying some very unflattering things about you today while he was beating one of our stableboys. it turns out he caught the young man in an intimate moment with his manservant.

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Goldbug

The stableboy had been looking into the passageway, and he turned towards them. "i think the fox is asking for a push," he rumbled. the ferret shook his head but said "fine. each. if i die i'll haunt you."

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Hazel, the Sarcastic Medieval Cat

Her tone of voice must have hit its mark because the idiot barkeep... stableboy... well, whoever it was, he stopped dead in his tracks, turned heel, and followed orders like a good boy.

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