Vatch's Big Stick ( DitD Fan Fiction )
#24 of ditd gifts and fan creations "vatch get own fanfiction! vatch very proud. vatch not really like males, but is not canon, so vatch not care! is happy someone want write naughty story of vatch! you read now! leave much fave."
The Dragon In The Dungeon: Rise With The Sun
vatch yelped and ducked as it broke in half against the door frame. "alia! is vatch! is vatch!" "vatch?" alia gasped, shock in her voice. "i'm sorry! i thought...oh, vatch!" her voice rose and fell with a rush of emotions. "vatch!
The Dragon in the Dungeon: Reimagined: Volume One: Damn That’s a Long Story!
She turned away, and lashed out at the artwork, slicing away the macaroni that made up vatch's sheath. "oh no!" vatch grabbed his crotch. "she cut off vatch dingus!" he blinked when everyone turned to stare at him. "i mean...uh...i get that reference?"
Dragon in the Dungeon 10 summary (WIP)
- vatch, using his big stick and urd'thin cunning, rescues alia from a decrepit house in an equally decrepit part of the capital. vatch leads alia to val through underground sewers, and by extension, a sprawling underground urd'thin city.
The Dragon In The Dungeon: How Far We Fall
Baring his teeth in a victorious smile, vatch thrust his fists into the air, settling against kaylen. "vatch win! vatch beat crazy lady!"
The Dragon In The Dungeon: Echoes Of Sin
vatch reached out and gently rubbed the dragon's paw. "vatch understand. you want...revenge, yes? if vatch alive when human steal ar'tatch...vatch want revenge, too. sometimes...vatch still think of it. but is lost cause."
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vatch shook his head, grinning. "vatch not judge." "you'd better watch what you're implying there, little rodent." "is not imply." vatch shrugged, glancing over at alia. "dragon already admit he look at vatch sheath." "i did not!"
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Then he glanced back at vatch, relenting a little. "thank you, vatch." "you welcome," vatch said, patting the dragon's foreleg. then he bared his fangs playfully at kaylen. "and vatch not pup. i hear you say this."
The Dragon In The Dungeon: The Wind That Carries
vatch asked, peering at kaylen from around alia's back. "never you mind, vatch," alia said through her giggles. she patted vatch's head. "don't you pay thomas any mind.
A Very Delusional Christmas
vatch glanced down at his chest. "you talk about vatch abs? vatch always like this." he smirked, shaking his riding crop. "vatch see naked art you get! vatch very ripped. asterbury very ripped, too." "i sure am, you sexy chocolate strudel."
Coyote Fools Day
Is it the three story high butter sculpture of vatch's testicles?" "no," the coyote said, wondering where that came from. "it's just behind the three story high butter sculpture of vatch's testicles." asterbury hurried towards the sculpture.
A Good Enough Christmas Story
vatch loves that ray tracing!" vatch glanced up at asterbury and the coyote from within the pocket dimension. "vatch never see such pretty graphics!" then he snarled at asterbury. "vatch not give you time off! why you not on street corner?