Blueberry Fox Poem
Blueberry Fox poem WARNING: CONTAINS POPPING AND GORE I took the gum and stripped of the foil that protects it into the can it flies, off the wall reflected I brushed back my fluffy fur so clean, so crisp, so white and pushed the tiny stick in,...
Ethan's Pecs
What happened was the battle boar baddies found themselves navigating a long narrow trench, and like willy wonka's liability hazard hallway, it only became narrower and narrower so that they could only venture it (with their own hard slab muscles and all)
tigers on the brain part 4
Ohhh how i love wonka candy. well there is a bad side to this, if i eat more than one pack of candy a day i go loopy. i mean it, i literally go drunk with sugar and start acting random.
Promotion
"i represent wonka incorporated. you've heard of us, yes...?" "oh, uh... yeah, of course i had," thoron mumbled, still a little dazed from his fall. everyone knew about wonka confectionaries, of course.
Ultimate Toy Chapter 1: The Invitation
"yes, roald dahl," said the gazelle, "the story where a kid wins a chance to tour willy wonka's chocolate factory, but how is that relevant to...?" "i am getting there." explained josef, "you see, you can consider me like willy wonka.
Summer starts
Eventually dinner was served and eaten by the family, while they watched the dvd of fuzzy wonka and the chocolate factory which john had rented on his way back from work. when the closing credits came up, it was close to 10.
Fantasy Alcohol
"wonka gum martini ihulkout the pump essence of- heavily carbonated bourbon" just to name a few. i flipped the menu over and read the other side.
Take Care
One moment you could be talking to her and the next moment your laughing because of her almost identical willy wonka impression. she was always warm-hearted, but you would never know because of the way she writes her poems.
Tales of Furope: The Indecesive Phoenix
This isn't some willy wonka style story!" at the mention of willy wonka, bluemoon the overbearing perked her ears and tapped her chin. the idea of abundant sweets had literally nothing to do with the rest of the plot... ...or did it?
Chocolate Factory/Care A Lot
Or, how i used to watch "willy wonka and the chocolate factory", and i am pretty sure, "care bears ii: a new generation", at my aunt denise's house in that same apartment complex in northampton.
Happy Easter
Said willy wonka (dis is mah frist tiem writing hir so donnut b mean) willy wonka used his waterbending powers to conjure the shit storm into a chocolate tidal wave, washing frollo, the witch engines and esemeralda back to hell!
Rubbutt (weird latex TF)
Or christopher lee's narration from that willy wonka movie. or the narrator from the stanley parable. or some strange combined version of all three. bodon, as it were.