Breast Intentions
Art had to fight not to snicker at the bad pun, but the last of the tension in the room finally melted away. "you could... say that, i suppose."
Teacher's Pet (Sly Cooper x female reader)
He has made bad puns before, and you have laughed at them, as you do now. you can't brush this off as an attempt at flirting, though, since you are very demonstrably past that. it catches you off-guard, that's all.
Fucking Foxes
I groan in agony for all the furs who were slain by horrendously bad puns everywhere. "i think you broke him." "woops, haha." "you owe me a new boyfriend." "how about i just fix this one?"
Zodiac - Chapter 9 - Aquarius:Let the Sparks Fly
Gomamon didn't mean to do the bad pun, thought it did make elecmon groan. "yeah so i'll leave you for a nap." he began to slide backwards, when he realized he still had the hard on. and elecmon's fur made him squirt a bit.
Shadows of Our Kind
If i didn't have fur i'd be as red as a tomato: i was more than a little abashed from the prospect of knowing that such a bad pun could be made out of my name. "you know, 'murr' instead of 'per', because he's hot."
Phase One: Invading Personal Space
The poliwrath just stared at the sableye and the ghost type sighed, "yeah, that was a bad pun. so, any idea where we'll be set up? kehehe. i hope we get a good spot to at least see a bit of the parade!"
Chapter 6: Going Back to the Grind
#6 of the pizza party disclaimer: the following story contains the following acts: m/m m/f oral anal vaginal bukkake prostitution not to mention, it's furs going at it like rabbits, er...bad pun, sorry....
Freebird: Childhood: Chapter 1: Ame 7
Crow groaned softly at the bad pun he had unintentionally made. "i have been thinking. sparrow, your name... its not normal.. but it makes you seem diffirent." sparrow eyed charlie, expecting an insult so he beat him to it. "so what?
Chapter 8: It Never Ends...
#8 of the pizza party pizza party by duffin caprous disclaimer: the following story contains the following acts: m/f cuckolding vaginal oral domination/submission not to mention, it's furs going at it like rabbits, er...bad pun, sorry
My Black and White Love
I smiled a bit and held him close to me, kissing down at the top of his head, "i do suppose i could... fit you in," i said, ending the note on a horribly bad pun. i sat in that office just holding him for what seemed like hours....
An Alien Bug
bad pun. no, i woke up to an odd smell. it was like stale socks and day-old pizza. ok, so i'm not the cleanest person in quarantine. sue me. but this was different somehow.
The Ethics Committee Didn't Approve This Did They?
It's not something i advertise cause my name and all would just lead to a lot of bad puns." "right, i get that. it just so happens that vixen is a template that i created," he said, turning his head to look at her.