American Mustelid Alpha - Episode 2, "What Are The Chances?" - Part 2
"COME ON IN, SAFE SIX!" Greasy Z holds the door for his teammates in an exaggerated gesture. The rest of the black team follows through, cheering deafeningly as they file into the changing room. "First big challenge around and I'm part...
American Mustelid Alpha - Episode 3, "I'm Feeling Like The King Of The Burrow" - Part 1
_February 22, 2020_ _7:30 PM_ The eleven remaining mustelids walk into the Burrow, sporting a variety of expressions. From exhaustion to dawning, it was well marked all over their faces for what just transpired: the very first competitor,...
Gemini Pt1 Sal
I laughed, "maybe i can sneak up on one of the beefcakes on the football team."
American Mustelid Alpha - Episode 1, Part 2, "Steel Or Cardboard"
_February 17, 2020 Apopka, Florida 7:30 PM_ It's late in the afternoon. Most of the contestants are walking out, still celebrating having survived the first cut. Some look at the distance as the bus that brought them over drove away, carrying the...
American Mustelid Alpha - Episode 9, "Bring Me To The End, Dude" - Part 2
It's the calm both before and after the storm in the Burrow, with the four guys mostly minding their own businesses. Eddie is quick to dive in the pool to cool off after the heavy effort of the first challenge, while Kenneth trains on his own at the...
American Mustelid Alpha - Episode 7, "I Was Taught These Guys Got Feelings" - Part 1
March 8, 2020 Apopka, Florida "Finally, back to civilization!" Andrew exclaims, as the seven remaining mustelids enter the Burrow after their long flight from the other side of the States. "You just say that because you couldn't bank on the...
American Mustelid Alpha - Episode 8, "I'm Way In Too Deep To Bow Out" - Part 2
March 13, 2020 9:00 AM Exuma, Big Major Cay, Bahamas 83° F A large speedboat fends the ocean waters, sparkling in the morning sunlight as the camera drone hovers from above. The small figures of a hog badger and a Tasmanian devil can be...
American Mustelid Alpha - Episode 7, "I Was Taught These Guys Got Feelings" - Part 2
As the jailer storms to his own room, it doesn't take long for the situation to be diffused. Having gotten the two feuding mustelids seemingly under control, the rest of the group is free to get to their own occupations - some people lounging outside,...
American Mustelid Alpha - Episode 3, "I'm Feeling Like The King Of The Burrow" - Part 2
The losing team plus the unselected otter make their way into their home's changing and shower quarters, eager to wash the sand and the grime of the day off their bodies. "I know this royally blows, but you all put your best efforts, and...
Questionable Content S03E01
The fox said, stepping in between the two restrained beefcakes. "as you know, this is a special duo round of the show, something we haven't tried before. as such, the rules are a little different."
American Mustelid Alpha - Episode 9, "Bring Me To The End, Dude" - Part 1
March 15, 2020 Apopka, Florida 5:00 PM It's late in the afternoon as Arron and John make their way down the Burrow's front steps, ready to head home after having collected all of their stuff. The honey badger helps the stoat loading his heavy...
American Mustelid Alpha - Episode 6, "Don't Die Frozen Over" - Part 2
The sun sets between the mountainous range as the van drops the four winning mustelids of the white team in front of the ostentatious chalet they won the right to sleep in. "This is like we were in Switzerland, are you kidding me?" William blurts...