Chapter 5
"and, you can feel free to pun all you like, you're very punny." "i do have a pen and paper. and the pun is, 'that's not how you use a dragonbreath attack!' so, who are you planning on showing off to?"
The gold of paradise
Veledar is a big scaly red, inflated with an pride but so endearing (puns ?!)).
#deep (Pundamentals #1)
. :3 i had told kaily, the runner of this contest, that i would bite and try out making puns. if this is not good enough... ... oh well. there is four more weeks me thinks and i would be able to submit two more before then. xp geez, am i late.
My Vixen
This is sorta just a first for me bear in mind (no pun intended) that this was written by my sleep deprived mind at 4 in the morning . my vixen i sigh and shiver as my body searches for yours while i slumber.
Anequina
The people of anequina deal a lot with the trade and economy of elsweyr, with the people of pelletine aiding, by selling their moonsugar cane to the north, who refine it and send it elsewhere, no pun intended.
Masseustela (Pundamental #2)
Ok, so i can't claim to have written this pun, but when i saw it yesterday in a comment on a get fuzzy comic strip i couldn't resist writing a 2nd really quick story for the back to pundamentals contest.
In Case of Reuniting
"look would drill you over that" wes said, and the three cackled over the pun. "but seriously, where is he?" cedric asked. "ssad pride wasn't really his thing" kieran shook his head, "he's gonna meet us after when we go to get burgers.
Goldenmane Chapter IX: From Russia With Love
"You will give me vat I vant hyorsey" The stallion shook his head, slowly, as tears began to flow. He would not submit. He could not submit; he had his duty to consider. But the sensations...ahhhhh "Poor hyorsey. Your balls...so sore yes?" The...
I need to man up of fur up... or some lame pun
My first plan to tell mom was a good one, but she just has to go shopping when I'm at school!I need a plan B but everything else I think of has flaws to say the least.I jumped into a pond and swam for a dead duck... In the middle of October.I cut my...
Who Can Tell
I can measure you in the seconds of a hug and count you by the little shapes on my valentines card, or by the laughing breaths after my best pun. and who even are you? an ugly, four-letter syllable that no one wants to hear.
haven history, well, most of it
Some time later, a vampire by the name of clair undertones, (i know, its a bad pun, but thats the name she chose) came across it on the run from a set of hunters, she escaped in the catacombs beneath the church and began to look around after the hunters
Not All Otters Like Christmas
"just one rule," kane looked up and placed a webbed paw on rhys's chest, "no santa puns." "aw, c'mon," rhys pouted, "don't you wanna help me deliver this big packa-" "i mean it."