Accidental Ascension
I'm not the one laying on the floor after having gotten his ass kicked by a single adventurer! i mean what kind of dick move is it to steal the world's magic anyway?" the minotaur taunted, unable to help himself.
Destress during the Quest
After i got my bunny butt kicked from the port to this cave, i'll take any shelter right now. just sit and take a nap or something. i know i need relief while we're somewhat safe."
Twist of Cain - Part 3
I'm fast, but he's a steroidal monster and i don't feel like getting my ass kicked because you keep thinking with your dick, okay?" "okay," said cain, looking at the bedroom floor. "i know it's hard, but it's for the best, believe me.
While Master's Away
Take xen's stuff is one thing but take the one thing that comforted her through her transition to normality is a invitation to an ass-kicking but a hulking she-beast! ollie does wake up from the sounds of crashes and screams and springs into action.
death rising part 2, the outcast
Tretron did not let himself get his ass kicked and made just as painful comment back to the bullies.
A New Home
Mike gave a slight smirk "that's kind of a dumb question to ask; i've been getting my ass kicked because i'm gay, my parents disowned me because of it, and the only person i can talk to is some teacher who's class i never really cared to pay attention in."
Blood Red: Chapter Nine: Old Faces (part 3)
"at least you didn't take a royal arse-kicking when you got turned in."
The new kid
It was more of, having friends would mean he wouldn't get his ass kicked every day of the school year. "this is mr. scorbon." gideon said, mr. scorbon was a 7'2" elephant. he used to play professional football, so the jocks think he is awesome.
Chapter 3: Introductions.
One that would likely have his arse kicked out of the corps, but he decided he liked this human, and his attitude. what the fuck was one more broken law, when he'd already fucked the whole rule book.
Into the Horizon: Waiting for Dawn
Both crews knew their cover was blown, but they did not receive the ass kicking they had expected. instead of shooting, the ship requested a communication.
Requiem for a Roommate, Part 3.
However, the way this man was treating her roommate, she decided that he didn't even deserve the honour of getting his ass kicked by an angry squirrel. rachel spun around, her tail standing on end, her rear end facing garde.
Hope and Dreams part 14
He was held in a cell until he could see a judge, he stared at his fellow temp cellmates, but most of them were quiet anyway, so not much conversation broke out until some dude whistling show tunes got his ass kicked, and the two, the kid and the punisher