Counter Earth Chronicles Fallen Empire Chapter 79: Finding Answers To Questions No One Is Asking (Embracing Demons Part IV)
Shakara said making a bad pun. i noted that her voice seemed to sparkle as she made that remark. "well alex does call you his devious person...."
A Leopard's Tail Ch 4
The rest of the guys laughed at the bad pun, except for peter who just blinked. after a moment peter smiled slightly and spoke. "i believe anything is possible..."
The Silver Threadle
"anything to avoid a bad pun, i take it." "let me go." the words were curt, authoritative. "no." john smiled. "if you don't let me go, you'll never write another word on your novel. you'll never have another idea in your life.
Blood Red: Chapter Seven: Old Faces (part 1)
I said slowly, also leaning back against the door of my cell; "i even made a couple of bad puns about you...often involving you dressing up as a cereal mascot." "well, i guess us criminals have to find some way of entertaining ourselves, right?"
Who's Top?
Nathan groaned at the mixture of a bad pun and the expectance of things to come as he slid into the passenger side of the car.
[Zwoosh-K9] Extra Sausage
It was just a bad pun. "no, i _definitely_meant my tip..." the fox started to stammer, not really announcing a place they could fuck, but teryx assumed the kitchen would be a safe bet.
Movie date
bad puns but eh, i love our sense of humour. the night went by quicker than expected and i had to excuse myself. "sorry for cutting our night short," i stopped at his doorstep. "it's alright.
You Only Live 18 Times #12 (Spyjirra)
Most were too cute, some were so obscure that he never did figure out their meaning, and some were just some bad pun. he'd been 'boots' three times already, but he'd decided 'chairman meow' was the worst. "whiskers?"
The Apple of My Eye
She said chuckling at her own bad pun. applejack obeyed and twilight obliged her part, her wet silky tongue diving into the sweet and tender honeypot of applejack.
Teacher's Pet (Sly Cooper x female reader)
He has made bad puns before, and you have laughed at them, as you do now. you can't brush this off as an attempt at flirting, though, since you are very demonstrably past that. it catches you off-guard, that's all.
Clueless ch16: Threesomes are totally a hobby you guys
Did i mention my dad wasn't the only one who liked excruciatingly bad puns?
Breaking the Ice
"you've paid your debt when i say so fox...and you owe me for fucking with my work, and for the bad pun. but i'll be mindful of your tailhole..." as the bear lapped at his red raw hole, the fox let his body relax and enjoyed the sensations.