Friends first, a yiffing philosophy
Get to know each other carefully, making sure the embarrassment of realizing an old lady just saw two guys kissing doesn't drive a wedge between us. then some night after going for a jog or after sitting in the heat at the bus stop.
The Black Shepherd - Chapter 6
"i don't want to bring you down with my old-lady problems." tyson quickly squared his shoulders to the fox. "don't talk about yourself like that. you're not an old lady." he pushed his nose against elena's. the fox seemed taken aback, but she nodded.
Restless Night
The old lady had always glared at girls when the rottie brought one, scanning for possible, visible flaws, he presumed; he thought berta secretly wanted to hook him up with one of her granddaughters.
Skunk Rocking Chapter 2
That is until they reached landing between the third and fourth floor and one of carmen's neighbors, and nice old lady, dropped the items she was carrying.
5. You're Probably High
Like an old lady. "i'll pick it up from there. can't trust myself to do the transfer midair." throat clear, "how long was i out?" piran set the cup down as requested and leaned lightly against his desk. "about an hour."
The Dragon's Paladin Chapter 11: Drakenburg
The old lady said with a grin, her hand moving to clasp a silver dragon amulet hanging around her neck. "such a dangerous job. pointless. unneeded. the dragoness has been our protector for years. what reason have you to take arms against her?"
Gortoz 'A Ran - Ch 28 - Promising prospects...
'and almost that nice old lady...' 'hey, its golf, accidents happen.' 'it's miniature golf!' 'still golf nonetheless. i'll just write down my score. four strokes...' 'right, my turn!'
The Book Worm
Creepy old lady gave her the heebie jeebies. with a sign she descended the stairs into the nasty old basement again. she looked around the dim vastness, and sure enough, no sign of mary.
A Drunken Text
I'll be an old lady before too long and who knows how much longer i will still be able to have kids for._ _you have plenty of time left in you before you even get remotely close to being an old lady, and i bet you will still be hot as hell by then.
A kiss most deadly from the stars- An XCOM Story - Prologue - Times Square
"well, there is some stand with a real nice old lady who sells the best fuckin' gyros in the damn world. as i stood around her place and we talked about... something.
Torrential
A homeless teenage boy taking a helpless old lady to court, whose wits and family have left her long ago. i'm sure you'll get plenty of sympathy from a judge with a case like _that_."
The Diary of Marriah
I went in and there was a strange old lady there she said that she would help me get home if i did something for her. i said yes. she told me to go into the basement in two days and kill her pet. i am really scared right now.