Found Forgotten, 1: Prologue
Occult activity and the sales of prayer-cloth scraps cut from the shirts of t.v. preachers rose at almost the same, incredible rate of skyrocketry.
Mother Trucker
Valyree's response to this to give the preacher a kick to the balls that causes him to fold, which cuts down the taser users by one.
The Last Dragonboy Chapter 5
Ugh...he sounded like those old grumpy preachers that tried to push god on everyone. i rolled my eyes. "if he's real, then prove it. give me a good reason to believe in god" "there are at least two good reasons, dragonboy.
Transformation Story: The Path to Wonder
I'm landon -" "are you sure you're not preachers?" "uh, no, we're not." their 'host' smiled. "good. so, what are you here for?" "we're, um...well, this is going to sound silly." "go on."
The Hunt
The wretch gabbled wildly, stammering out a name, the preacher's supper, and pointed down the road to the town square.
Heaven and Hell: The Hero From Limbo Ch. 2
Your father was a great preacher on earth. obviously you took part of the family business." bruce jogged toward solomon with helplessly unavoidable curiosity. he was intrigued and yet disturbed by his lack of knowledge about his father's past.
A Locker Room Encounter (Prequel to 'Breaking Curfew')
He sat down behind two middle-aged foxes who were discussing the latest sermon of some preacher or another. he only half-listened, focusing more on getting to the gym. outside the window, urban traffic passed by under the golden sun.
A Fur's Jest - 1
Even more when the preacher began speaking. "today we gather to mourn the loss of cole grace, a loving son and brother..." jason couldn't stop himself from staring down into the pit as shovelfuls of dirt kept piling in one after another.
Buccaneers of Black Pond Chapter 2
"preacher's son, dreadlocks, step up here." 59. frank and roger walked over to the officer, shaking as they stood before him. 60. 61. "i expect you two to settle this matter without involving me.
Zombies are Wankers: Never Mind Settling Down
Wesha hayden served the purpose of the crazy preacher that says god made zombies that now legally has to be in every zombie apocalypse story. she blamed lgbt and abortions, so she was going to get yelled at and head-slammed a lot.
Kioga: Husband, Wife, and Child in Baby-Lawn
Incensed with the boldness the preacher had tramped all over the ceremony, dog-shit shoes over a white carpet, kioga had pushed him up against the baptismal font.
High School of Cliches: Homecoming
"that wasn't just a normal cheerleader," he clarified, "that was angela preacher, my biggest and probably most obsessed fan ever since i joined football, holden."