Into the Satyr-verse (Preview Version)
Despite the absurdity of the weapons, the pointy tips seemed no less dangerous than a gun. both men froze, putting their hands up slowly in a gesture of surrender. the question on both their minds was obvious.
Absol's Heat Part 2
Before kirlia could even process, let alone make any comments on the absurdity of it all, absol laughed, "my little deviant wants you to do as he wishes. you're his toy, and him, mine.
Scurrying in Place
"but that's absurd. alright?" "a b-bird?" "no. no ... absurd," she repeated patiently. "warbler." "what?" she tilted her head. angular, swept-back ears ... picking up all the woodland sounds.
Ch.II - Troubadours and More
Leaning back on one elbow to flip her over and expedite her entry, which by that time was inevitable, absurd as it seemed, i began slowly masterbating myself.
The Meteor Kitten
It was like a giant had finished playing some absurd game of pick up sticks, and had just dropped everything where it lay... well, aside from the shining rock in the crater's center, still visibly wafting off heat.
Descriptions of Issac Kanto
In front of him the most absurd package pushes out far in front of him, fighting his gargantuan legs for space. completely unaroused it's so big it would give macros cause for concerned.
Fur one and fur all! (Part 5)
I laugh at the sheer absurdity at it all. it seems that my mind uses comedy as a sort of natural defense against the uncertainty and craziness of this whole situation. as i ponder the mind's natural defenses, i hear a door open. "hello, alex.
Lagomorphs -- Chapter 3: Colloquium
Getting a high enough energy density might be enough without needing an absurdly high total. maybe we just need to focus the beam a little tighter! zap it right through!" luke always was an enthusiastic optimist.
Flagrant Nation
And i, forever, would be allowed to go on like this; breathe fire, taste flesh and blood of the fallen, live a life of absurd, decadent violence and never, ever again be called a faggot, or queer, or a little bitch.
Ioborne: Chapter Seven and Epilogue
"this is absurd," gunner yelled, more at the situation than the medic. "you should read warning labels on what you're taking." "i thought he was giving me a placebo. you know the military, they usually just give you motrin and send you out the door."
Rebirth
Crizerp's exoskeleton grew translucent as the molt began. Hold music in the lobby steadily kept droning on its ambient jaunt as the epidermis grew milkier and milkier and started to flake and curl musky slough spirals around Crizerp's very...
A day at Market
That was absurd! he couldn't afford more than 20 buck for just one part of a full meal. "maybe next time" the tiger said dejectedly. he looked into his cart one more time and saw the goldfish crackers. they wouldn't help, they were just a bandaid.