Empty Basket

"what are they, hobbits?" "you_learn_ to live life for more than just _yourself_," lydia finished through her teeth. "shit, i can barely take care of _me_right now," melinda chuckled again as she made herself another drink. "i thought the same thing!"

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Lone Wolf on Campus

He settled down on a couch, watching a marathon of the hobbit movies, waiting for his quarry to return.

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Miranda Fox COllection

While i was at it, i also bought a "star trek" t-shirt with some jeans, the entire "harry potter" and "hunger games" novel collection, and the "lord of the rings" and "hobbit" extended editions. and i still had $250 to burn.

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Garden of Greens (Anthology)

Stash under the bed the next time she wasn't looking \>you hope she has some funyuns hidden under there, you love those salty little bastards dennys dragon a dragon anthro enters a lasting despair when dennys™ stops serving the promotional menu for the hobbit

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The Gorgon Experience Verse I

She was baiting me, quoting the hobbit back at me. she moved forward a bit, remaining on the raised part of the floor, her nakedness displayed with pride. the snakes writhed in her hair, in constant motion.

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Tales from the Foxhole: Chapter 7

"well, i've read the trilogy, the hobbit, and the silmarillion, but if you're asking how many books i've read, i imagine that number is well over one hundred. i've got a pretty decent collection of fantasy and sci-fi books."

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Smoldering Synthetics

"the hobbit--" "gnome." "--gnome said we'll know it when we see it." he frowned. "maybe these directions do suck." he shrugged. "whatever. your eyes right, mine left, here we go." they had reached the fork and of course, they turned left.

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From Pleasure to Paradise

They were at the stage of a lord of the rings hobbit, human at the base with a prominent tip that shot out of his hair. fortunately, his long brown locks were enough to hide things for now, even if it made him look awkward.

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Winter Illusions

They had camped out in front of the chinese theater the week before to make the most out of the premiere of the hobbit movie, and they had made more money than jonathan usually made from fixing cars in his garage in a month.

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Our Human Masks, Chapter 3

I can't imagine that, a bespeckled, hobbit-haired, cheekbone-accentuatingly thin smartass, i met his vision of the perfect son. if i'd had the audacity, i would have just outright said, "well, excuse me for not being an exact replica of thomas.

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My Life is Super Profiles: The Lumberjack - Declassified

Both of them had the same thick arm and leg hair though caleb was the only one with a layer on the back of his feet that lance often joked made him look like a hobbit. though lance loved worshiping caleb's feet nonetheless.

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