What Comes Between Day And Night
(yes, the title is a bad pun. sorry-not-sorry. also don't forget to check out my other stories if you liked this one!) "you know the way to my room, barb," said dusk shine to the smallish dragon that scampered beside him.
A Settled Heart: Part 3
"can we stop with the bad puns and just get in the car?" "no," mike said, shaking his head. "you wouldn't want this trip to go to waste, would you?" nick asked, wondering at the refusal. "no," mike admitted.
Gustav & Mikail: The Femboi Gardens
A bad pun but still he liked it "besides if you get to be my age its really a must." hinting at the fact that he was much older than he appeared to be, a few 'hissing' moments as the pain in his hips legs and rear made themselves known.
Chapter 18
She resisted the urge to want to ask for heji's ball, feeling that it would be overstepping her boundaries...and that tensa would turn it into a bad pun. she didn't exactly leave them anyone behind, but she could guess what he meant about tensa's tongue.
Neko EAT'S (Main Course)
~" the two prey giggle as the bad pun. "and with that big litter that she's caring she'll be almost as filling as us!~" "a plump and pregnant little mouse does sound tasty... she'll make a great breakfast..."
Hell Hound and Deamon Cat Ride Again
Ron rolled his eyes with a groan and asked, "seamus, what is it with you and bad pun's?" the fox shrugged and answered, "well... i thought it was punny."
An experiment gone wrong? Part 13
You two would get along in the bad pun department." after a few minutes your arm heals up, you move it around, opening and closing your hand, "seems you got a good healing ability there, but your punches are sure lacking. you sure you beat pym?"
phoenix...to the skies ch3 the incident...
(oh, no, another bad pun coming up) â "so as long as your not naked and covered in flames" (i should choose my words more carefully) â "flare, why so dirty?"
Confessions:Reunion
"bad puns will get you in the shit horse." "a familiar place for me, if you remember oh school captain" "i remember well, don't you worry about that." we reached the main hall, and the big sign proclaiming the 10 year reunion of the class of 2000.
First Submission
The first porn story i've ever written, so 1) the title must be a bad pun, and 2) adjust your expectations accordingly.
Painter's Special
He chuckled at his really bad pun and began to search for the sander he needed. "thorn!" the wolf's ears perked and he spun around in full defensive mode as he heard cori call out in panic from the other room.
Educational Opportunities
"hey, just ask jerry about my bad puns. he steps in them all the time." i winked and julie giggled as she snuggled up to my side. "even with your weird sense of humor, i still love you." i kissed julie's cheek. "and i love you, too."