Irresistible (commission for Tsarin)
The show was well under way, so of course Jon was on his third beer. He held the red plastic cup aloft above his head and roared in approval as the band onstage finished a long, drawn-out drone. It wasn't the style of song that really got him going...
Not Your Average Television Interview
Sometimes, the limelight could be a little too much for even the brightest of stars to handle. It was easy for an athlete to be on the field, in his natural habitat, performing at the peak of his abilities. Every now and again, however, no matter...
In Living Monochrome [Story Trade]
Sure, it's rare he needs to check the latter, but when you've got assholes who think the inside of a printer is a good place to put their gum...
Grand Optimist
You're all assholes; that's basically the definition of being a teenager." "i really, really don't want to," i pleaded.
Hauling Ass, Ramming Ass 1
He saw another five go down, taking hyena cock and pseudo-penis up their assholes, while the others wrestled and fought against the prostate pounders as best they could.
The Wolf and His Prey Chapter 2
She was in college now, no more assholes to judge her, no more criticizing teachers she finally felt free. she slowly striped her clothes off looked at her sexy body, her tail, and to her surprise her morning wood.
LEAVING HOME!
"as well as can be expected, what with avoiding pirates and the federation, and black holes, and white holes, and assholes..." hy gave a giggle at that. "yes, that's very funny." he said, hugging the skunktaur.
3 vs 1 Handicap Match: Firr, Boom and Caiden vs Crash McCloud
"you know, everybody here is just a bunch of in-bred assholes. seriously, you all vote for me to face my business partner and thanks to that i have to face anybody who decides they want to fight.
CrunchVille Days Off
"stupid, sexy, giant assholes." he grumbled under his breath. upon closer inspection as he approached pal saw that there was some guy running back and forth between the giant's feet.
Will the Otter Get It?
I poked around his asshole some more, too, and he didn't mind...even made it wink once i took my finger away...oh damn...whatever stupid things they wrote about assholes in porn stories or stuff...i could see it...kinda...
After School Love
Aww shit, i thought, not these assholes. my day just went down the drains. i tried walking around them but they began pushing me around. i got dangerously close to the stairs. "what makes a white wolf fall?" said the older male again. "i do!"
A new beginning: Chapter one: Allies or enemies?
True, his sanity could be questioned at this point, but other than a few assholes, he hadn't hurt anyone, and the virus that still flowed in his bloodstream had never presented any problems aside from the occasional spout of rage.