Lover's Endless Rivalry Chapter 5

Severus was coiled tightly into himself as he seemed to look constipated with a weak smile directed at zane. "oh yeah. i'm totally chill."

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Clueless chapter 21: Great Fruity Grapefruit Gripping Flashbacks

constipated? purple?! spit it out!!_ _ _ after tugging down on both of his floppy ears he finally managed to say it with closed eyes, cringing, "'cause i'm shy..." [(´???

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Pathetic Excuse for a Boy/Melody's Enslavement (Part 5)

Is that why you have that constipated look on your face?" immediately, marcus' ears perked up. after a short pause, he began to nod his head nervously.

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Valley of Wings chapter 2

"you look like your constipated when you do that." he quelled the laughter and put on a serious face. "it's not something you _make_ ** ** happen, it's something you _let_ happen. just relax and think of being human."

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Summer Pains and Fun, Chapter 1 Our Adult Best Friend John

I just told them, that i was constipated. i believe i said, "i am having problems pooping." and they believed it. (fin!)

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Grandma's Boy

He went back to her bedroom; and sure enough she was snoring like a constipated walrus trying to take a dump, and walked over to a portrait of a rather intimidating old man. her grandfather, his great-great grandfather?

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Too Human Two

"soooooo... any chance of you telling me how i got here, please," i asked with the sweetest voice and smile i could pull off, which sounded and looked like i was constipated.

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Deal (2)

The person outside chuckled and said, "you should eat more fibre to avoid constipation, my friend." i could only watch in horror as i effectively gave my crush a ruined orgasm.

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Carl's Quest

_'side effects include sleeplessness, narcolepsy, restless tail syndrome, constipation, dry muzzle, and sleep paralysis'_ the warning rolled through his head a precursor. _'drugged.

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The Giant Bacteria: The Novelization, Part 1

He faced the camera while feral loomed behind him looking impatient and, yes, even a little constipated, jake had to admit, and found himself chuckling a little.

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