The Dragon Warrior's Greatest Meal
I was calm as a cucumber. staggering, i made my way quietly back to town. it wasn't exactly hard to avoid anyone, as it was so dark. quietly, i crept through town and stood at the base of the steps at the jade palace.
Give me Fuel, Give me Fire: Chapter I
In other news, a recent study shows that cucumbers are the leading cause of..." jackie sat on a dune and imagined if anyone would notice if he did die. he wasn't really important, just a guy going to vegas to attend the hearing of his granddaddy's will.
Whole Lotta Bull
Cool as a cucumber, waylon slid his hands into his jacket pockets and craned his head back to meet lorraine's beady, angry eyes. his smile couldn't have been any more charming, which actually made her want to knock his teeth out.
Hypnovember - Day 25: Parasite/Virus
The rest of the day you could simply sleep, climb in places you shouldn't climb, throw stuff around, and freak out at the sight of a cucumber. it was nice to have that type of life. however, it lacked something.
Catfood Ep. 10 - Cafeteria
Whole grain, cucumber and cheese?" "yes, please." "fine. anything else?" "no, that's all." "thank you, mistress. i'll bring everything to your table in a minute." "tammy!" one of the guards waved to her.
Quickie #2
He munched a cucumber absent mindedly. "to tell the truth, i don't really like it here." rhupin announced, "it's like living during the spanish inquisition, dammit." he growled and glared at his sandwich as he took a savage bite from it.
UCR - Ratum (Ouricel Pt 1)
"a cucumber sandwich with tomato and dressing," i say and step back. "how does a ship full of carnivores have such a supply of fresh vegetables," she says and sits up. "i was fully prepared to spend my meals lapping up nutrient paste."
Commission Zone: Cradle Robberz 1
Used to manage the band devil's cucumbers, before they broke up?" "wait, he was handling that band? shit!" stephen sat up, tapping a finger on his phone. "damn, they went platinum a few years back!" clarence giggled.
Pee Shy Chapter 2+2.5: Puddles
The safeword is cucumber - don't be afraid to use it~ now, here it comes~" applejack leaned down, giving fluttershy a gentle peck on the lips before spreading her legs and letting the waterworks flow.
How to Train Your Dolphins
Just grip their base like you would a...cucumber or something." george groaned, rising from the painful crouch. "why would i strangle cucumbers?" "no reason whatsoever," veristra said.
Kiss the cook
He took the knife and scraped all the tomatoes off the cutting board, and proceed to grab the cucumber, seemingly oblivious of addeh's presence. he is humming to the tunes of the music.
M/M - Cat in the Wall - 5
"it's fire, not a cucumber. calm your knickknacks." saber holds his hand out to let the flames lick around his paw. he then touches the tiger's foot paw to show that his hand wasn't hot at all. "see? nothing.