Captain Incesto and the SPAAACE BABIES
There is no Captain Incesto because I ate him. He did not give me considerable rectal distress because I possess no such rectum because I'm a skeletal dinosaur. There are no Space Babies. I can't believe you ever thought there were. I mean what the...
Sparklejizz, and the Defennecation of Prague
Precisely 3 seconds after being hurled... or actually drop-kicked... out of a fourth-story window of a red-roofed mansion, Sparklejizz - the douchiest fennec ever - began to wonder where he had gone wrong in his adorable, albeit totally stupid...
Warrior Sorcerors in the Gay Analvore Kingdom of the Eevee Atmosphere
The day I embarked on the quest to save the hermaphroditic vampire pony princess was the same day I learned how to stick both hands inside my rectum. First I had to hump my way through the Fields of Randomized Battles. This part of the journey was...
How I Got Banned From PonyCon
I solve problems with my crotch Problems such as: opening the lids of jars, sipping tea and sewing scrotums to pillows. Neither the scrotums nor the pillows are mine. _(Exeunt)_
They Say This is Also What Happened to Henry Ford
_Terrible decisions are made under the influence of lust_, the Pornographier mused. Yet this truism had provided no obstacle or dissuasion in the pursuit of what hundreds of bored and sexually miswired men (mostly) had previously sought to obtain -...
Neoteny is Monotony
Those big words mean i don't find giant heads, flat faces and enormous eyes cute. someday, the things that kill us all will match that exact description, you know. babies will rain fire down upon us all, you _shitflounders_.
Mortal Pleasures
Planets that were the size of volleyballs were now mere marbles, planets that were the size of marbles were just barely noticeable specks, the giants she could traverse were now comparable to beach balls or watermelons.
CrunchVille Days Off
This was not the time to be turned on by a giant having his way with him!
Pirates & Smugglers
Guitars roared in my ears as the ground rocketed by below. I bobbed my head to it, "THUNDER.... THUNDER.... THUNDER.... THUNDER...THUNDER....THUNDER.... THUNDER...." It was remarkable how often one word could repeat and still be entertaining. There was...
Unnoticed Under Foot
**Unnoticed Under Foot** _By Dragonien_ _Crap crap crap crap!_ _ _ This was the curse repeated in Mekuto's head as he ran for his life. The striped, purple wahsune desperately pumped his legs in an attempt to get just a little bit...
Twilight Eros Chapter 21
Don't mention giant mechs or the navy unless you don't mind him going on for hours. here we are, just need to get my car from the book shop. my place isn't too far so you can just follow me."
Twilight Eros Chapter 18
Chapter 18 (Warning: See info box for extreme kinks) "Wait, so explain how these plant sacs work again?" Jon was pointing to his open copy of Partners. Spec ignored him as he was helping Jen with a credit card transaction. "Spec, did you hear...