Enter the Cat- Chapter 1

Rodriguez scolded jade as she tied her black and green locks into a ponytail adjusting her mustard and pea soup colored uniform and nametag. "i'm sorry mr. rodriguez, it won't happen again. i promise."

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Pleasure on Repeat

Story written by arian mabe (amethyst mare) "emerald strike, surely you didn't think the only reason i invited you home for dinner today was because i thought you'd enjoy a mustard and hayseed sandwich now...did you?"

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Alien Abduction

At the end of its long snout was a mustard yellow canine-like nose. it wore a single article of clothing, a silklike golden vest with dark blue hieroglyphs inscribed upon it. on its forehead was a single red gem.

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FutureLand

"ketchup, mustard." he said briefly, his lungs felt like they were seizing. the bull nodded before putting on the condiments and handing him the burger. "have a good day sir."

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Pittsburghese N'at Part 2

A couple of times he put a little mustard on it and it stung my paws to catch them. if that was how he threw after he had lost velocity i'd have hated to catch him when he was at 100%. "so how much velocity did you lose?"

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Advanced Haptics

The sosigs fired at kye, of course, with all the accuracy of a blind weiner, while kye, with quick reflexes, directed a few quick bursts of 7.62 nato at the sosig's "faces", making them explode in bursts of meat and cartoony mustard.

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Fortune-chapter three Love??? (2/2 of part three)

"do you really need all that ketchup and mustard?" jack asks, indicating the huge pile of packets on kyle's tray. "yes," kyle says as he begins eating his food. "what do you need all of that for?" jack starts on his own food.

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Sweet Dreams Are Made of Bliss - Coevolution 007

Mistress brushed a mustard-toned leaf away from in front of levi's face, guiding her paw up to the top of his head and scratching the spot behind his ear. levi giggled at her touch. "you're such a good boy..." mistress cooed. "your name is?"

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A Daddy and His Little

It didn't take long for him to be coated in cheese, mustard, and ketchup. when finished, he leaned back in his high chair and patted his belly. "daddy that was \*burp\* amazing." "looks like you liked it."

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Testing anxiety

The projectile hit the back of your professor's mustard-colored dress shirt with surprising strength, interrupting the lengthy proof he was scrawling out with a pained yelp. you stopped attending lecture after that.

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Hypnoaddicts Anonymous (Part II)

"colonel mustard in the dining room with the revolver." he grinned and grabbed at the tiny envelope with three cards, pulling them out and groaning. "nope." he slid the cards back in, and took his piece off the board, crossing his arms. johan smirked.

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