Dzarla Finally Gets Out

"no really! just your scales are such a verdant green and they got those little bits of indigo in them! your trim and fit. plus, your hair and eyes are so colorful, i mean a pinky human could never look so exotic." "yeah...

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Imagine it

Two sheep are telling each other that the other one should buy it, no, really. now a close up of a juvenile fennec smoking a blunt. the camera pulls out and we see her perched on the windowsill of her room.

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Tap Dancing

no really, thank you," said the monkey, waving back. he landed on stage and pulled the rope twice for it to be sent back up. "good evening, ladies and gentlemen," he announced as the cheers died down, "and welcome to tonight's tap dancing finals!"

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An Extraterrestrial Interview

no, really. this story was written by jeeves as part of his patron only request days for november!

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Cowgirl Apocalypse : Document 104B

no really what the hell do i say! walking horny cow-girls roaming the streets fondling each other? the hell is happening. i tried turning on my car, but the noise it made alerted all those weird... things. so i quickly abandoned it and ran off.

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choose your own erotic Pokemon adventure 6

no really you can't, for some reason or another your arms and legs are tied down and there is nothing you can do. as you open your sleep encrusted eyes you see a red almost orange pokemon stare back at you. after a second to get your senses back

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Mercy 5: Let's Go

"no." "really? i thought you always-" "just where are we going?" mercy's eyes narrowed slightly for a moment, then she sighed and drew her full attention ahead of her. "we're going to see a human and a bird." "a human?"

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Demon Castle Digitalpotato - A Different Kind Of Minotaur

"no really," the human stepped out of the chair. "i'm really not thirst-" the mug was thrown all over his shirt, as his clothing vanished. he gasped and reached up to cover his chest, as it suddenly started to feel a little bulkier.

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Part 9 - How NOT to break up with someone

James laughs, "no really, what's wrong?" i glare at james, "you don't seem to understand james, now that i have a girlfriend, i'm breaking up with you." i continue rudely. "wait, you're serious? you're breaking up with me?"

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dark angel part 2

She nodded "no really, be honest" she nodded again, he took her hands "i cannot think of a way to save you, please advise me" the last part was a ple for help "why do you care for me?"

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Armadillomon's special payment

"no really,and i know how to.can you turn around please?" "ok."

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Ander - Chapter 2, Subchapter 12

"no really, it's all right," ander said, taken aback by this sudden onrush. it looked like she was on the verge of tears. "sarah, dear?" bethany said. "why don't you sit down and i'll make us all some tea? you've had a difficult day." "no!"

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