Patreon Monthly (December): Isaac
His parents had done what they could to coax him into dresses and play with barbies, but isaac never listened. he knew what he liked, and he was determined to live his own life.
FriskeCrisps Commission: The Gift
How the rodent had gotten so into a short essay about barbie dolls crisp would never know. alex would be getting out of his sociology class in fifteen minutes but crisp wanted to eat as soon as possible.
Wait For No One - Chapter 1 - Under a Hunter's Moon
Marcel's girl geno, the polish cheetah who put the sex into sexy by wearing clothes with less material than the average barbie doll outfit.
Milo and Gela: Further Questions
Joes as a kid instead of barbies. that doesn't make me a dyke!" she stopped leaning on the desk, obviously upset.
A Genie's Folly
Nor did it help when nisa watched one of dragonien's now-titanic arms sweeping in from the side as if in slow motion and rest a hand big enough to manhandle even her gigantic form like a barbie doll on top of his erection's outline and give himself an appreciative
Who cleans the toilets in Rivendel?
Thousands of elves, majestic and glorious, so elegant and refined, stuffed with magic far beyond the ken of mortal males... beyond his barbie, too. now think about it: thousands of elves means hundreds of toilets. hey, they do it too!
Landlieben
"du bist aus dem barbie-land entsprungen." "nicht ganz." karla grinste. "aber anne kann dir die sechs wochen hier zur hölle machen. und sie mag es gar nicht, wenn man über ihre blumen pinkelt."
A New Best Friend: Collaboration with DA1337WOLF
barbie princess items plastered every inch of the pink room, the white crib dominated the attention of the wolf as the white furniture seemed to glow. ryan's eyes fell on the closet, brimming with the largest assortment of dresses he had ever seen.
A New Best Friend!
barbie princess items plastered every inch of the pink room, the white crib dominated the attention of the wolf as the white furniture seemed to glow. ryan's eyes fell on the closet, brimming with the largest assortment of dresses he had ever seen.
Sci-Fi Con-Fessions
A young cheetah girl wearing a slightly too small pink top was standing behind one of the microphone stands, jigging along to the last chorus of barbie girl and really ramping up the natural nasal twang of her voice for the purpose.
I Love You Twice: Secrets to Sleep On
"oh my _god_ i can't put into words how much i do _not_ want to be called 'barbie'. and i told you, it took me a while to find them!"
Addiction - Chapter Twenty-six: Anti-Prom
I always knew you secretly wanted to be barbie." his paw came to rest on my thigh. "i hate you so fucking much," i said and smiled. my brother just hummed a line from the star wars soundtrack. i inched closer to dustin expectantly.