Distractions in the Kitchen
May it be a reminder of how your loved one can always make you smile (oh and that cum puns are great ;3) don't judge harshly. comments make me smile. ruegey, you know i love you. <3 -sniff- -sniff- "love! are you cooking?!"
Furpile
I have a friend i would like you to 'meat' with me" ty grinned at his own pun. "i would be glad to" he said, completely understanding the pun, and excited by the prospect.
Nutting Next Door
"and i thought we were done with the food puns." zuurah chuckled and shifted his weight back onto his hind legs.
All She Can Handle
"no, we don't do adventure puns here. it's not sexy." he advised me with a stern look. "oh. well then, i guess just have fun with it. don't be shy, though!"
The Museum Piece
"was that a pun? i can't always tell if you're punning, nanook." chris paused, fishing out her keychain and opening the door to a stairwell. "anyway, no. fifty-two pickup."
The first time. WWV
His damn puns. "i need to go back, watch over val for me." shan did not reject, he knew i was stronger than him and i trusted him to not do anything to val with me away. i kissed val one last time then left him.
Everyone Has To...
Stall 1: its my pleasure sir dont be ashamed stall 1: private needs r my job and i love it stall 1: evryone has to go and evryone has to cum evan couldn't help but smile at that pun.
matts story
"grab about 5 guns of your choice panzer" rook and panzer grabbed several assault rifles and shotguns "now lets blow this joint" panzer face palmed and looked at rook "fine sorry dumb pun" they both laughed and planted the explosives rook and panzer
What No One Else Can See
"moby fucking dick and every bad pun you could imagine to go along with it," he told me as if seeing in any case. "christ i wish we could smoke down here. the nicotine gum just doesn't cut it."
The New Candidate
Annually, we seek charges for them to take under their wing--pardon the pun. it is both for their benefit, and for that of the chosen candidate." "and you think i would be one of these candidates." he didn't quite manage to keep the scorn from his tone.
Connecting On and Off the Field
As much as they were lumping puns on each other back and forth, the importance of playing it safe wasn’t lost on kory.
World building for the Undertale AU
"nice pun, bro." "i, the great papyrus, made a pun? oh, how i hate today." "you made two, actually." "nyeh! i did not!" "a young goat is called a 'kid', bro. that makes two."