A Tribute to Tesslyn
Heh, number puns. anyway, as i read on, i figured it didn't matter. 'cause i was enjoying what i was seeing, i was becoming immersed in this world.
Journal of Shadows 2
The pun not lost on any of them, bengali is forced to groan along with allen. "anyway, oreo's bad bad pun aside, we really do need to talk about the fight the other night. what do you remember about it?"
Some cleaning to do (commission for Okamis)
Finally, after what seemed hours, issy cleared his throat to start speaking again, probably willing to break the ice with one of his terrible puns.
The dog side of the moon
(is that a good pun or a bad pun?) it kinda sounds like i got locked in a kennel, which, now that i think about it, would make a good fantasy.
Getting the Job
"uniform question for applicants," shi replied with a smile like shi'd just made an incredible pun. he blinked. "...riiiiight." pearly white teeth flashed in a grin at him.
Recollection: chapter 1
"i'm going to run some x-rays and cat scans, no pun intended." no pun intended...cat? glimpses of small runaway creatures from what must have been very old memories veiled my mind. then i remembered the wallet, and the face. that was, and is, my face.
Feline Confessions
The rottie invited his once friend to talk, and for luca the fact he did such a lame pun was a good sign. "oh, yeah, well, as i said, i've been thinking since that day.
Earning His Stripes, Part 4
He was unsure if she was normally this predatory (pun intended) or if it was all of the forms she was trying out. he found it hard to believe that they all could be this sensual, but evidence dictated otherwise.
Dreams: Chapter 1
Too many damn puns, it's not healthy to overdose on that stuff. tell you what, you can come over it you want but you leave those puns outside my front door."
Daemoniacus
And have furnished it for the working whore, big bed, rubber sheets (for those overly busy nights), couple couches, a nice entertainment center for my own personal pleasure (no pun intended), and a well equipped kitchen.
Daemonaicus
And have furnished it for the working whore, big bed, rubber sheets (for those overly busy nights), couple couches, a nice entertainment center for my own personal pleasure (no pun intended), and a well equipped kitchen.
Unexpected Bonding
"that pun was _sooo_ bad. have you no taste?" "nope," pherick laughed, "none at all." "you ready for bed?" "you ready for head?" leon rolled his eyes, "will the puns ever stop?" "probably not." pherick giggled to himself. "what can i say?