Hazardous Allure

Disclaimer: don't read this if you aren't 18 or older (you're not supposed to be here in the first place, retard!) or if you hate the lion king; why, i wouldn't know! ickles! it lives! never have i seen a story like this before!

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Life Swap II

Life as a half-retarded filth whore for a disgusting, pathetic pervert is better than pretending to be your girl any longer.

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My Journey Through High School: Chapter 19: Lockdown

"because i can you little retard," he replied, "i'll destroy anyone and anything within the vicinity of gay people. i hate you lot so much, i'll kill every last fucking fag on the planet. but first i'm going to start with you."

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The Leaves of Fall Act 2: Fear the Nobodies (Part 11)

He asks you \>”retarded?” alex cuts in “recalcitrant,” you correct him \>mike nods slowly \>”i feel more and more retar- recalcitrant. and you two are starting to look drinkable.” \>”majorly gay,” alex nods, looking at you.

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Just Once: HOUSE HUNTING!

#16 of just once like regular hunting, but ethically acceptable, nobody dies (probably), and you have to spend metric fucktons of money (because the unit "fuckton" in the standard increment system is retarded or something) to get any houses.

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Legend Of A Werewolf chap 1: When it all starts

I separate with my friends and head to my locker, i put in my combo and grab my supplies only to have my peaceful time for once today destroyed by two gruff word "gay faggot" (guess who) is all i'm thinking of course it's my damn retard bully tucker the damn

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Pre-Summer Fun - Part 4

"i'm not a brute, i'm a really childish retard." brandon said with a teasingly sarcastic grin on his face. "and besides, you two were being corny. i was merely saving you from yourselves."

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A One Off About Nutt

A retarded story 1. "did you fuck my sister man?!" chris yells at me from the sidewalk. oh i did, lord knows i did, from the christmas eve's eve until the day after boxing day you two were joined at the crotch.

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Not Alone chapter 3

Pushing the lion back just as hard "i am not a fagget, you retard!" i could hear the angry in my own voice. the whole class was watching us now. "don't call me a retard, you freaking tail raiser! " with each word lionel's voice began to get louder.

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First Steps: The Way It Is

It's all retarded. well. i've got chemistry work to do, so i suppose i'll get around to that. yes. at midnight. i'm cool like that. well, a short entry but meh. i'm not in the mood for writing at the moment. i'm all confused about what's happening.

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Secrets of the Tanners (chapters 4-6)

It read [molecular retardation experiment 3033| stage 3| project sub-title: genetic recession| subject (s): tanner, nathan j. and tanner, drake f.| description: to cure me and my son] i sat there in the glow of the computer screen, then i looked at the

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I Caught God 5: In which My Name is Finally Mentioned and I Stick My Foot in My Mouth

That ash ketchum fellow is a fucking retard." i laugh, "he made bricks look smart. he did have some serious guts though. enough to try to punch you in the face even though he knew how ridiculously powerful you are."

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