"terrorists, islamists, christians, jews, the big pharma, a government conspiracy, the illuminati, the secret world order, the international monetary fund...you take your pick!" larry said.
"you forgot gay marriage," i said.
they looked at me.
Cougar, Fox, Friendship, Gay Relationships, Humor, M/M, Otter, Squirrel, Tiger
You call them the illuminati."
"the illuminati? you're kidding me."
"no. your first president, george washington, wrote a letter warning about us. it's preserved in the library of congress archives even now."
i shook my head in disbelief.
Alien, Dog, Gender Shifting, Illuminati, Masturbation, Mind transfer, Multiple Breasts, Sci-Fi, Transformation, Transgender
The sea dragoness looked at a crowbar from the clue game, and the eco-guerillas from the illuminati deck (resistance 6, cost 1). the gryphon, while expression was impossible behind the mask, surveyed a pair of black jacks.
Dragon, Female, Fox, Game, Gryphon, Hybrid, Insect, Male, No-Yiff, Short Story
The first thing they enabled me was of awareness, so yeah, the illuminati, the club, their precedent cause for organization was really just a bright neon comforter and intellectuals heads were frowned upon.
Drugs, Other, Poetry, Political, Religion, recovery
_oh geez...how am i even gonna solve this illuminati stuff if i can't even walk on my own?_ she thought. she threw the blocks to the nearby couch, _stupid blocks_....
honey looked down to her little polar cub, "you can go on and play hun.
Age Regression, Baby, Bear, No-Yiff, Story Progression, Story Series
Either way, he talks about this conspiracy that the virgin mary was an alien; that jesus christ smoked crack and started the illuminati; that those little hairs on your corn-on-the-cob are actually micro-filament wires that receive transmissions from the cia
Bad Language, Commentary, Drama, Drugs, First Person, Human-Only, Humor, Incomplete, Male, Modern, Realistic, Satire, Short Story
None of the cbhs were going to debate my right to it and it was appearing more and more likely that all the illuminati and overseers were dead.
Cum, Death, Dehydration, Firefromheaven, German Shepherd, M/M, M/solo, Masturbation, Oral, School, Swallowing, guard dog, starvation
"the illuminati is bullshit! it's actually a decoy to distract people from the knights antics.
Arctic Fox, Character Development, Coyote, Dingo, Highschool, M/M, Magic, Red Fox, Snow Leopard, Story Progression, Story Series, Tiger, Vixen, Wolf
Before you kill your christian brand him wiz ze illuminati symbol of earth/air/fire/water, depending on ze victim. zen say "fuck dan brown!" and your god shall appear. good luck!"
"but how do we obtain our christians?"
"nothing is as simple.
Anal, Ferret, Gore, Gothic, Human, M/F, M/M, Oral, Satanism, Werewolf
illuminati. ufos. they're all part of the new world religion. and, the god of all these things is 'conspiracy.' i call it a religion because people believe in it all in an attempt to explain the world around them.
Character Development, Fantasy, Human, Kitsune, Plot Development, Sci-Fi, Story Progression, Story Series, Succubus, Supernaturals, cliffhanger, immortals