Alcohol, the great equalizer
If he wasn't such a douche i would actually find him attractive. his pants hung down low, boxers hanging out for the world to see. the red plaid pattern drawing the eye up to his perfectly shaped ass.
Home Movies (Chapter 3) [The SEX.]
Was kind of hoping maki wouldn't be a douche and call us while she was down, but that's maki for you." "oh, c'mon," gus chuckled. "we really gotta rush?"
Luca's Story Ch. 15
I've been a douche, and i just didn't know how to apologize to you." "well you had a month of consideration, zee, and you wait until you know i'm dating another guy to say even one word to me? why the hell should i forgive you." "luca, i love you.
Rifledrake: Bent Over, Blood-Spattered
douching herself, front and back, was less pleasant. she would still walk funny for a while. but it rinsed her clean, even if the wolf might have already knocked her up.
It's Always Sunny in Liberty City - The Gang Meets Jesus
But if you don't, you're probably an aging hippy douche who can't come to terms with his mortality and thus can't find any enjoyment in life and thus feels that everyone else should be as miserable as you. ^^ 8:30 a.m.
The first date.
This one still stinks of this douche bag!" tootsie frowned and put her hands on her hips as she glared at ruby. the bunny huffed and shook her head. " oh please. this is my aparment to.
That last semester....why me?
What if he ends up blowing up at us, i've seen him tremble in anger when that douche bag ryan pushed him over the edge from 4 years of picking on him. ryan ended up with a broken wrist and a busted nose. i don't want our friend to do that to us."
Smoke: 'The Countdown'
Kiba loved douching... 'why not make it even better?' - i thought before leaning in and kissing his buttcheeks and licking his lovely, clean tailhole. after a few seconds i carefully turned him on his back before kissing that lovely chest of his.
Kioga 3: The Aristocracy of Ego
"douche." "you--" kioga paused, jabbing a claw at lugo. he was going to continue his tirade, his masquerade as "daddy-dude" or "douche" or whomever, but there was an elephant in the room that had to be addressed.
Fudge Camp 2
He glanced about, seeing the empty and near empty bottles dumped across the room and the discarded personal douches that always reminded him of a miniature turkey baster.
Death Metal Firing Squad: Speak when spoken to
"oh my god claire you poor girl you've been through so much and that douche bag wouldn't even look at you, fuck him, you're safe with me now."
DRS Character Biographies
Strabimon - rookie level - vaccine - called strabi seen as both a douche, a jerk and an asshole, he's rather selfish and irritable.