The Best Valentine's Day Ever

I may be gay, but i'm also metrosexual. i take pride in my appearance, and this morning was no different. except it felt like i was getting ready for a date instead of just hanging out with the guys.

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The Alien's Device

“of course not… it's because we're a bunch of narcissistic metrosexuals!" it was true. alfred's strength never depended on some stupid family legacy. the reason he was always so fucking full of himself was how damn sexy he was! “that's right!"

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Family Bear 2: Daddy Dominated

He was young and a lot similar to deslin in the fact that he was a hulking young fur who didn't care that he liked to take care of his appearance even for a construction worker, though dakota was sure he would punch a fur if they called him a metrosexual.

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DON'T Watch a Video Called...

metrosexual over the past few years, probably from his girlfriend rubbing off on him. you're proud of him for being able to present himself without embarrassment. for example, he wouldn't wear anything like his current outfit a few years ago.

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Apologia II

Not ones my age, anyway, we are supposed to be strong, yet caring, and ripped gym studs who are yet metrosexual and in touch with our feelings able to wrestle, kill and field dress a wild moose with our bare hands, star on the football field, and yet understand

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FF: A Fallen Hero

The television suddenly changed programming, showing a metrosexual automaton with a soul and a human child, as they started posing and dancing on stage, catching rhyn's short attention span, "oooo! the human, where is that? i need to rescue the human!"

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FriskeCrisps' Commission: Felines, Feet, and other College Courses

metrosexual something or other. this couldn't be that could it? and if it wasn't teasing could it...no, it couldn't be the lion hitting on him. there's no way. flustered crisp shut off the water.

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Metamorphosis (Chapter8, Act1, Book2)

"i had expected you to look metrosexual and fashionable, sorry." again, she shrugged. "you're big, though. you know, for an agent and all. a little like cunningham, who obviously is far from being gay. although he's more of an ape.

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The Bear Trap: Part 1

metrosexual, even. if she liked someone like this guy then why'd she even invite him? did they just want to keep him happy? was she not really old enough to drink legally?

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Only Today

Harvey had frankly assumed that the goat was an awkward sort of metrosexual. of course he liked women, but his attitude towards them had always been so rudimentary and old fashioned, to the point where the dog believed he would never find himself a girl.

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Chapter Two: Haven

Dressy, casual, preppy, that god-awful "metrosexual" shit which was too close to gay in the horse's mind and ...nerd clothes? when did those card-playing, computer licking pillowfuckers get to be cool?

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