CHAPTER 8: THIS MEANS ROBOT WAR!
"Ha ha ha ha ha...there won't even _BE_ any stairs left for you to climb by the time I'm through with _YOU!_ _WAHAHAHAHA!_" Mahin laughed maniacally.
"Remember all those wallets I grubbed off of those innocent...
Parody, Video Games
CHAPTER 7: THE SCHOLAR AND THE VIPER
"What's that you say?! Toroko's been kidnapped?!" Jack stammered in a panic as he and Mahin woke up awkwardly snuggled together in bed the next morning.
"Your ears do not deceive you, four-eyes." Mahin...
Parody, Video Games
CHAPTER 6: COMMAND AND CONQUER
"_Attention, soldiers!"_ Jack spoke through the microphone, trying not to bust out laughing as he did so. "_I command every single one of you to take off all of your clothes and shake them until your wallets come out,...
Parody, Video Games
CHAPTER 5: Bewby Trap
"So, I suppose this is it..." King whispered in disbelief as he, Jack, Mahin, Toroko and Arthur gazed upon the dauntingly enormous steel tower that lay before them. "This must be the base of operations for all of those accursed...
Parody, Video Games
CHAPTER 4: Jail Turds
"I would suggest we _never_ do that again." Jack groaned weakly as him, King, and Mahin all woke up in Jail Cell #2 of the Doctor's infamous plantation.
"Indeed, it would not be wise." Misery smirked, suddenly appearing...
Parody, Video Games
CHAPTER 3: BUBBLE TROUBLE
"Alright, now let's see your weapons." Jack commanded everyone who had gathered in the Assembly Hall. "Lift them up!"
"I got a butterfly knife! Dammit, I wanted an SMG..." Mahin complained.
"I've still got my sword,...
Parody, Video Games
CHAPTER 2: Unexpectedly Grave Consequences Of Stupidity
Meanwhile, in the Assembly Hall next to the graveyard back in Mimiga Village, our main protagonists were having a far different discussion that, although certainly much less limited in its...
Parody, Video Games
"if you knew how to play the game properly you wouldn't have to keep asking."
Raptor, Video Games
If you do, you are placed into another server with no memories of the game, essentially starting from scratch."
calder and mary exchanged a glance, "so... killing that jerk wasn't as bad as we thought?"
Feline, Game, Violence
She sat behind a glass workdesk, her suit slimly accentuating her lines. She wore a sunny smile, her head tilted a bit to the side. Her hair matched the suit, both sun-kissed yellow.
"Thank you for coming, sir, and welcome. I take it you are here to...
Prologue, Story, gaming
Delta starts laughing so hard, the mech suit falls over. Raikes runs over, jumps up on top of the mech, jumps on her beloved, punching him playfully.
"stop, please, your giving me bruises!" delta exclaims, laughing hard.
"why would I do that?" raikes...
Dystopia, Hunger Games