Claude's Lion Daddy 1

"that's rich coming from the guy with the alabama accent so thick ya gotta cut through it with a machete" i snap. "you always was a smart ass, boy" beau says laughing and he slaps my ass.

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I was single and now I am married to a vixen.

He didn't feel sorry when boeing moved out of everett to mobile alabama in late 2009. now all of the u.s commercial airliners are made in the south.

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Hoofquake's Heavy Rampage

With a hoof while in the process of dropping the famed alabama mascot big al the elephant into his mouth (all while wearing a shirt saying "veni vidi vici to you 'bama" and a speedo which the ass end said "hey bama fans.

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The Draft

Lucas was quick to spot the flag for the carolina raptors between the missouri gladiators and the alabama raiders.

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The Chosen

As a lion-dog growing up in southern alabama, i was bullied throughout my life. i guess you could say it was because of my mixed ancestry; after all, my mother and father were not expected to conceive a child, but they did.

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Zombies are Wankers: Time for Some Backstory (ASH AND CHIP ARE NOW RECURRING CHARACTERS!)

Wesha hayden was born and raised a southern baptist in birmingham, alabama. she built her life around her interpretation of the bible. she went to christian schools, and christian schools only.

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Escape from the Pray-Away-the-Gay Bible Camp! (pt.1)

He dreamed of flying, of leaving the low-laying alabama swamps, his snake-handling pentecostal parents, and living among the clouds... (to be continued)

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How I Became Broken

I was drunk, staggering through the streets of downtown mobile, alabama. i breathed in the sweet smell of life and death and life happening all around me.

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Chapter 5

She was from alabama, her southern accent thick. "so here are our new orders," master sergeant tucker began as he cranked up the vehicle, "we are going to hit chattanooga.

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Chosen

As a lion-dog growing up in southern alabama, i was bullied throughout my life. i guess you could say it was because of my mixed ancestry; after all, my mother and father were not expected to conceive a child, but they did.

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Tennesee Campaign

She was from alabama, her southern accent thick. "so here are our new orders," sergeant rapier began as he cranked up the vehicle, "we are going to hit chattanooga.

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100 writing challenge #1 Introduction

I grew up in alabama but the family would often take trips up to colorado. in the fall of 2008 i saw snow for the first time and fell in love with it. hell as soon as i woke and saw it covering the ground i almost ran out in nothing but my underwear!

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