Conker’s bad balls day
Where he needed to go was blocked by douchebag dung beetles, but conker noticed the b button spot and pulled out a slingshot, and with precision accuracy managed to hit the beetles in the balls one after another and went to the nest area leaving a lot of insects
Gap Year: Coming Out
"jake, honey, he's so much better than that douchebag you were dating before." i spat my water out as i took a sip, laughing hysterically at his mom. "cuter too," she concluded.
The Bigger Man Part 6 (Finale)
All he could do is sit it out and hope he could summon the courage to rat out his douchebag younger brother when their sister got home. to seth's surprise, brandon undid his own belt buckle and kicked off his jeans too.
Silent Inquisition (Act1, Book2, Chapter2)
So, the way i see things, those douchebags deserved to die." "karla..." "look, i'd rather not talk about this. i'll get upset all over again. so, about this woman - sinopa."
Stories From Elton High | Chapter 10
Coach made them stay after and do extra laps for being douchebags." "does everyone think i'm gay now?" mark's ears grew more and more noticeably twitchy.
Dark heart (The better remake) part 2
His house rested neatly next to the crazy glameow lady's humble abode and on the other side sat his neighbor, and professional douchebag, larry. across the street was a rather large house that held an upper-middle class family.
Zap Faps: Fetching Order
douchebag shades. gold chain 'round his neck. pipe shaped bulge in the pants. oh fuck. and he recognized me, too. because the moment he saw me in the state that i was, his face instantly lit up in excitement.
Fighting the Food Chain
She turns to look back at gideon who freely fucks her, grinning like the douchebag he is. "gonna cry,_booty_ hopps?"
The Top-Secret at Temra-Chapter 2
Shawn turned to both of us and asked, "what did those douchebags want?" i answered, strolling over to get my board still leaned against the barrier, "just as you say, being douchebags, picking on me. the usual."
Hypnosis Between Friends
Guys ronnie always thought were douchebags… the overweight, nerdy panda couldn’t be further from her type so why jeopardize their friendship when he never stood a chance? “holy shit…” he muttered. “you’re uh, really committed to the bit here, huh?
Muscle Camp - Chapter 1: Meet Mike
Man, i can't believe i toughed it out for four years; but hey now that i'm out, there's no more putting up with jock douchebags, emo drama, popularity contests and most of all, no more putting up with jock douchebags.
Hausfrau
Was some douchebag viral video star going to jump out from behind a bush? still, whatever it was, it was free music and felix wasn't the kind of cat to refuse that. and it's not like giving it a listen would hurt him.