Those Same Old High School Blues (Chapter 1)
In the center of the excited crowd of students, sophomore bunny finn maple was in fact getting his ass kicked by his usual main source of problems: junior beaver tyson miller- star athlete, honor roll student, and absolute douchebag to anyone who wasn't part
That Time You Got Us Kicked Out Of Denny's
The fact was, douchebag or not, malcom looked... rough. he was right, he'd gained weight for sure.
Cavernous Storybook CH5: Bewby Trap
"my god, how fucking stupid _was _this douchebag son-of-a-bitch?" mahin muttered to himself. "i-i don't _believe_ it!" jack gasped. "that actually _worked!_" "dumbest motherfucker _ever,_ am i right?" mahin snickered.
The party [PART 5]
"but now i guess you're a real douchebag, dumping a girl after 2 years." "look.." joe began to speak. "im sorry. i couldn't possibly care for a girlfriend and my grades at the same time. it came out that..." joe lost his voice. "that what?"
MTG Echo Crossover Thingie
"lets just kill this douchebag, alright?" flynn said, seemingly half-bored but sick to death of this monster and all the problems it caused them. the others nodded and began their final assault.
The Bigger Man Part 2
She knew it would take something more than this to really humble her douchebag of a brother, but she had hoped that she could whittle away his ego for a bit instead of doing something truly drastic. "no, but seriously.
A Journey Begun - Chapter 5 - Answering The Call
"to those douchebags leaving!" aye, a toast then. we raised our glasses and drank our fill, smiles on our faces. the night wore on.
Cavernous Storybook CH8: This Means Robot War!
"_you...ugly-faced...fatass...douchebag...piece of shit..._" jack growled. "_you...stupid...four-eyed...loser...fucking dork..._" mahin growled. "_maximum power!!!
Cavernous Storybook CH4: Jail Turds
This is what you get for being a cold-blooded, bloodthirsty, egotistical douchebag and evidently failing to raise toroko properly." "what?! i raised her flawlessly!" king argued.
Cavernous Storybook CH1: Just What The Doctor Ordered
The doctor drank his martini and then burped loudly into the night, causing the two of them to continue laughing like despicable douchebags. "hey, would you please shut the hell up for heaven's sake?! i'm trying to sleep in here!"
Say Goodbye
Knowing you're a power hungry douchebag, i cannot blame them". james said "you know prison is automatic for those who are insubordinate, james"? james laughed and then nodded his head.
Oh, College: Definitely the First Time
Then some random owl bloke pointed out that it's because he was sharing some rather...douchebag's latest social media post-worthy details, sort of like pictures of your food, only less fucking pointless because people might want to visualize what you're