Persuasive Perfume

A man venturing into a decrepit mall runs into two sultry skunks who make a very, very compelling sale pitch for their new fragrance. disclaimer - not looking to try the new line of psychedelic perfume what turns you into a sexy skunk person?

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But Why Choose Him?

Gavin's timid nature made him a little less than fond of talking to strangers, but he was so kind and polite that the higher-ups were constantly funneling new customers to him, thinking that his friendly demeanor was the first step to a successful sales pitch

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The Gospel of Nick - Part 1: Indoctrination

He raised his hand angrily in the middle of the colt's sales pitch and yelled, "who the hell do you think you are barging in my home! i don't want any of your damn jesus candy! what church are you with?

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Punishment Game: Pilot *EDIT*

Advertising for an ice cream parlor, his duties included sitting in the blistering sun, waving to cars like an idiot, and creating sales pitches for subpar frozen treats.

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Cybera - an erotic cyberpunk thriller - Chapter 3

It sounded almost like a sales pitch, luke thought to himself. but then, he was in a cyberatech store, and it was their business to sell him a product. he folded his arms around his slender chest. "what kind of personality does it have?"

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Special Invitation

"usually we wait til after the sales pitch for initiation pah. we were too horny now though." something large and hard was placed upon his beak. oh. another dick. if possible his face flushed even more.

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Working Hard to Keep Him Working

Tango was doing his best sales pitch, but he had no intention of putting such emphasis on his words.

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Cold, Sweet Relief

"one for you, and for whoever has melted your heart," they offered, doing their best with an unnecessary sales pitch.

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What It Takes to Be a Star!!

At least insofar as it opened up the door to his impending sales pitch to persuade these two to come with him into one of the club's back rooms. "talent?" asked the dragon, tilting her head.

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The Toy Niche

It was crude, and looked like something a teenager would throw together while his parents were out, but the crude sales pitch had piqued markus' interest.

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Own Your Very Own Myth!

The big feline shouted, going into his sales pitch once again. "now one of you is going to get the chance... to own a myth!" he shouted, making the crowd roar with excitement and applause.

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Chapter Six - Only In Dreams

The blow triggered the bot's reset protocols, and it started its sales pitch all over again, "klaknari kahsh dikak chamakree va jiman du jibi di! zubatan du vamkral gomi di?" the bot cheerfully asked in its default language, klaknari.

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