[Zwoosh-K9] Extra Sausage

A terrible pun before it had even left his muzzle, but it suited the film nicely as there was a nod of approval somewhere in the back of the onlookers, all there to watch him blow his nut into some fox.

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Party Animals

His terrible pun prompted a few groans from the audience amist the laughter, while axel started to tie the rope to the wolf's ankle before the pressure of his spherical form forced most of his limbs inside.

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How It All Started

Most of the names on the little chalkboard listing tonight's specials were either foreign to me or composed of terrible puns like "virgin slipknot" or "the tush twister", strange enough. the guy was having a beer.

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Gym Benefits.

I ask with a smirk at the terrible pun. "oh trust me...tying things is something i won't stop till that happens," nate assures me. "do you care about investment sizes or about what you're getting out?"

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No Opportunity Wasted

"that's a terrible pun." "you're a terrible female. no female in heat can withstand this stud of a drake!" he raised his head and smiled, one eye still looking over his muzzle to stare at green.

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Sexy Stripes

The lion barely managed to think of a terrible pun about whipped cream, but found it unsexy and decided to show his appreciation of the banter in the best way possible, by kicking in a high gear and giving the zebra exactly what he was practically

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Lykos - 02 - Tooth and Claw

"that's a terrible pun." marco groaned. fletch smirked at that. marco looked him over again slowly before he took a long breath, "if i indulge you, will you promise not to push it any further until i'm ready?" marco asked.

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In Jun's Bits

Clover almost broke character, feeling the urge to give jun a pinch in the arm for that terrible pun, but the audience whooped and didn't seem to mind.

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The Beastmaster Interlude II

If anyone has any ideas for creatures they would like to see, terrible puns for holy city street names, or has any other suggestions, please don't hesitate to post. have a most excellent day.

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Gathers No Moss, Part II

._ _ _ _ _ _okay, now it's just us adults, you know the drill: no copying without permission lest the wrath of the great god copyrictus strike you down, all characters are fictional, and in spite of a terrible pun that's easily missed and i shan't

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Hearth in Herds - Part VI (Commission)

He'd allow himself one terrible pun, given his newfound sense of confidence. at least, that's what it felt like. more assured of himself, his decisions, where he was and what he was doing, and all it took was sleeping with several curvy bovid gals.

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