A (fourth) cup of coffee with the therapist
~fun fact: at first i was planning to title this part "a (back and fourth) cup of coffee with the therapist", but it was a terrible pun even for my standards. "so what now?" fosk was sitting on the blue couch, as usual.
Maelstrom, Chapter IV:
I suppose that was as much as that terrible pun deserved. "well, thanks. that's my bit, i guess," i said in conclusion. "questions?" none, thank the gods. i sat down next to morgan as roger wandered up to give the next presentation.
How It All Started
Most of the names on the little chalkboard listing tonight's specials were either foreign to me or composed of terrible puns like "virgin slipknot" or "the tush twister", strange enough. the guy was having a beer.
T. Aropo Vine Zoo - Chapter Thirteen: The Mane Reason We're Celebrating
"that was a terrible pun, but yeah." bobby felt himself get lifted up as the lion pulled him toward his mane. bobby brushed against it, giving a soft murr. "your mane feels nice..." "mmm...
In the Service of Mystery (Pt. 27)
Now, at this point, if this were a film, the heroic priest would either make some terrible pun or launch into a mini-sermon.
Sexy Stripes
The lion barely managed to think of a terrible pun about whipped cream, but found it unsexy and decided to show his appreciation of the banter in the best way possible, by kicking in a high gear and giving the zebra exactly what he was practically
Kickaha's Day Off
The walking catastrophe, who brings down doom and terrible puns?" "hey!" kickaha shouted. "my puns are not terrible. they are a treat to be enjoyed. not some form of punishment." "he is the kickaha!"
Lykos - 02 - Tooth and Claw
"that's a terrible pun." marco groaned. fletch smirked at that. marco looked him over again slowly before he took a long breath, "if i indulge you, will you promise not to push it any further until i'm ready?" marco asked.
Gym Benefits.
I ask with a smirk at the terrible pun. "oh trust me...tying things is something i won't stop till that happens," nate assures me. "do you care about investment sizes or about what you're getting out?"
No Opportunity Wasted
"that's a terrible pun." "you're a terrible female. no female in heat can withstand this stud of a drake!" he raised his head and smiled, one eye still looking over his muzzle to stare at green.
Unless, Part Five
Nigel would have snickered at that terrible pun if he wasn't already so close to the edge. he was _amazed_ how little he'd backed off while he was reassuring his brother that they still hadn't crossed the line that society insisted must keep them apart.
Grimtotems
End \* the author would like to apologize for this terrible pun and hopes that you did not cringe half as much as he did when writing it.