Prison love part 1
.^ i promise part 2 will be longer. but for now enjoy the first chapter ^^ \*\*\*\*\*\*\*\* my life was fine before all the crazy shit happened. i had great friends, awesome parents, good grades and an amazing house.
Chapter 26: Come On Home
"i don't know how i managed without you all these years, and when i finally get you back i let this shit happen --" kira put a finger to loryn's lips, her bright eyes now as sad as her husband's. "you've always done your best for lea. always.
Espresso--Second Installment
shit happens, ya know? you'll get over it, and then you'll find some guy and suck his dick and you'll be happy?" he smiled, a dopey drunken sort of smile that was a sorry attempt at cheering me up.
The Fox
He would watch other people walk around and have shit happen to them and they didn't seem to be so affected by it. his dad died when he was very young and the fox had never really gotten over it.
Legend: Chapter One
Gruth shrugged, "shit happens i guess. i was arrested for robbery and sexual assault, last i remember was my jail cell." the lizard turned to arros and erika, "how about you two? what's the last thing you remember before waking up in the battlefield?"
Becoming a prisoner.
The rp i based this off of didn't get that far due to real life shit happening so...yeah xd anyway more will be coming. and again..dale is an asshole.
Gap Year: Qu'est-ce que?
"think about how much easier your life would have been if you had killed that fucker, arnold, back before all that shit happened a year ago." "you," i pointed at her, "shut the fuck up. that's got nothing to do with you.
Good Kitty Kitty
Take them once a day, and be sure you don't drink for one hour before or after you take them, otherwise bad shit happens." she handed him the paper. "your parents are going to need to get that for you." she leaned forward and kissed his forehead lightly.
Reunited and it Feels so Good
"shit happens. if they don't like it, i can really do myself in and make them all happy." "now why would you say that?" "because i'm more than a little pissed off at everyone right now."
Chapter 3: Might and Magic
But shit happens, right? as soon as i go in, i am grabbed to the side and the door slams shut with a 'bang', which potentially wake the neighbors. nothing happens, though.
A Funny Yifftastic Adventure, Part I
Creepy shit happens when people smile. creeeeepy shit. oh. that's the end. for now.
Max Myers and The Dino Dino Land Chapter..5
"shit happens, now i´ll just go in my cabin wake me up when we are there." max said giving a weak smile before heading inside the ship, while the raptor followed him.