Morning Routine

Don't make me melt you down into cum for any more bad puns." piat shot back. he dressed himself, having purchased an entire second wardrobe just for when he felt like keeping his boyfriend with him when he went out.

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The Quest for the Holy Dildo #8

How could i possibly pass up such a bad pun? in which devilah proves herself to be the best succubus in skyrim by taking two men orally and simultaneously. later faniel gets off a bit. hey, even an angel - if in a mortal body - has needs you know!

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Breast Intentions

Art had to fight not to snicker at the bad pun, but the last of the tension in the room finally melted away. "you could... say that, i suppose."

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I Think, That’s Me Problem - humor - maybe

He chuckled at his drunken bad pun. "turn around now and get me home, please." flipping the headlights back on the driver looped back around and headed out of the park, taking care to go over the humps slowly this time.

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They call me Toby

And with that the news cast laughed that monotone laugh they always had for their bad puns and quirps. "now on to a more recent, and large subject," he laughed touching heavily on the large part.

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There's A Dog Cock in My Pants!

I know, bad pun. anyway, i already knew a few of the guys at the mounted unit (and even had fooled around with a few) so the transition there was easy. i didnt know at the time that i would meet two very important men.

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In My Wildest Dreams Ch. 19 Wrestling With Ethics

I playfully punched him in the shoulder for the bad pun and then i picked up my trophy and coach bart and i made our way off of the stage. we walked back to our table where everybody was still waiting for us.

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Comfort and Joy

." \*\*\*\*\*\* finally, when the food had been eaten after the exchange of several more bad puns, the tired but happy couple resolved to spend the rest of their evening still on the couch, ending the evening with something on netflix.

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The Dorm Experiments 1

Get ready for a ton of bad puns." # over his first week, there were many and to spare. it seemed that the 'done waiting' thing just couldn't end, and he was 'dunwating' for the constant welcome to stop.

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Risque on the Ripper (Rimba Racer)

Tag reached into the emptied glass cup to pull out the ice cubes with his fingers, then set the glass back on the worktable, going straight to work in order to distract from that bad pun. the effects felt almost immediate for him.

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Backwater Pit Stop. Chapter 3.

The pit bull grinned making kyle groan at the bad pun. the human still moved down to crawl inside. “it’s cold.” kyle said, the sleeping bag having been out all night.

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