The Off-Season

"sponsors sometimes send me free stuff, even after all these years. i don't know what they want me to do with it, though. strut around the academy wearing it? go to a fancy restaurant with their logo on my hat and have folks take pictures of me?

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Gargoyles: Taking a Bet

Pledge there to read my stuff two weeks earlier, vote every month on what i write and get some free stuff!

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Starfox: James's Confession: Part 2

This was posted a couple weeks back on my patron, pledge there to get access to my stuff 2 weeks in advance and also get some free stuff ^^ patreon: https://www.patreon.com/archfox **james's confession: part 2** "this better be important," fox grumbled,

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Blackmailing Eliot: Chapter 3

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Desired Tales: Horseshoe Crab

Paige yells, “why would he be giving you free stuff? think!” daisuke responds, “his money would more than quadruple if i beat someone like you in the arena. it’s easy to understand. plus, i think he just likes helping out newer players.”

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The Employee's Kid

Pledge there to get early access to my stories and get free stuff!https://www.patreon.com/archfox cheers! -arch ^^ **the employee's kid** jacob's performance had been slipping.

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A Dragon's Housewarming

Check out my stuff there for early access to my stories and potential free stuff!https://www.patreon.com/archfox so, here's a weird thing i decided to do. this is actually a rewrite of the first story i ever posted here; back when sf was yiffstar.

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It can still pick up

As opposed to some magic guy does magic and you get free stuff. santa was sitting on the far side of the tree, dressed in the traditional red suit and with a huge beard that covered all but the guy's eyes.

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Deltarune: The King's Prisoner

Pledge there to get early access to my work and some free stuff! patreon: https://www.patreon.com/archfox **deltarune: the king's prisoner** asgore grunted, kneeling on the cold dungeon floor, hands above his head, struggling in vain to free himself.

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Double Trouble

"i get a lot of free stuff, so if you just tell me your size, i'll see that i'll get some nice goodies for ya." "really?" i asked, my ears perking up.

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Obamastory (very immature)

Vince: "well at least i didn't fuck up the economy" billy: "oh right" obama: "shut the fuck up i didn't ruin the economy" billy: "hey as a special offer i'll give you the 'i didn't fucked up the economy shirt' absolutely free" obama: "oh hey free stuff

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