What Lies Beyond the Walls, Book I: Chapter 19
"can't we do a pee-pee contest? i could win at that! i jus' drank three glasses of that cordy-stuff!" eve and jamey were both looking at the babes with their arms folded and clothespins stuck on their noses. "hey, you two started this.
Situation Room (Chap 18, Book9)
"with all due respect, nichole - and i don't mean this to sound like a pissing contest - i was dead longer than you and i remember everything from my childhood." "like you would know." vincent shrugged. "fox, uh, can do this thing with computers.
Sieg and Marien - A Basitin Love Story - Part 16 - The Sons of Alaric
"as if that pissing contest even matters. the war with the west is a show, a tragic comedy played by worthless men on a rotten old stage! our conflict with them is utterly meaningless compared to the real danger!" "what danger?
Companions Chapter 16: Chaos
"you mean, have a pissing contest with myself?" "well if you're going to be that way about it, you'll never learn anything." "i learned all i care to learn about that other world. you and i belong here."
Washed Ashore. Chapter Two.
Koda was already having a pissing contest with the panther who just continued to stretch out one leg in front of the human who was sure the two had, in a way, forgotten all about him. “we’ve bonded. all. night. long.”
Knocked Up in the Jurassic, Chapter 3
If she wanted a pissing contest, bring it on! "no, wait! bruce said, i agree with tina! look, she's got a point, she is faster and more maneuverable, and would be harder to hit.
Monster's Dawn
"you anticipate a pissing contest?" "what are you talking about?"
The escape chapter four double trouble
I see that as bragging and i have never been one to back down, and i do love a good pissing contest as i usually win. "see that rough collie over there? that's who i've got."
Battlefield Hymn (Chap20, Book9)
That is, once the two of you stop the eventual pissing contest i predict to happen." sehkmet smirked. "is he married? i could _use_ an august, impetuous male - i would leash him and show him humility." "ah ... hai, sekhmet-sama. he is married."
Truth or Dare Chapter 15: Dark Thoughts Embraced
Taking several steps back deamos put some distance between the two, he was not sure if the two would really go at it or if this was just a pissing contest between the two alpha type personalities.
The Lord of the Manor - Chapter 4
The dragon interrupted, calmly laying a paw on his lord's shoulder and giving him a gentle tug away from an almost inevitable pissing contest between the two males. "ahh, yes, of course. brother, i wish you best of luck."
Companions Chapter 27: Fred's Tall Tale
"okay, but were not going to have a pissing contest," fred kidded. azgard pretended to be amused in order to mask his feeling of impending dread.