Bored At Work
Calling victor a boy was certainly interesting, but much preferable to _"that special friend_", which was my parents' euphemism of choice for a while before they came to their senses.
Business Expenses
A nice euphemism for saying i walked the long way through filthy alleys and cut behind dumpsters until i was alone. inside the envelope was a picture of a van. nondescript, but in seemingly decent condition.
Spaced Out
"you don't stay one for long without some unique means of persuasion," she euphemized. "eyes on the viewscreen." "what happened to the ichthyosaur after that?" "she's still a renegade to this day, as far as i know," the roach added offhandedly.
Goldenmane Chapter IV: Performance Management
Measures, in the service, was usually a euphemism for something icky. "it's also come to my attention that you have been having some...bad luck in the lady department." "what do you mean?"
A Dish Served Warm (AS "F")
I just have to think of all the euphemisms of sex that are related to food: eating out, tossing salad, popping cherries, cream pies, hotdogging, the peach, the weiner, to name a few, and know that there is some intrinsic parallel to eat and having sex.
Fundoshi Matsuri | by KitsuneJey
Those wooden penises were large enough for allowing each of the attendees to ride them like a horse (i'm sorry, no euphemisms here), and aligned just like pirate cannons.
Chapter 1 Stupid Sheep
The more desperate wolves were sometimes known to pick off sheep who lingered on the edge of the forest, and so "gathering firewood" had become a euphemism for an untimely death.
Allison's revenge
Amanda suggested using awkward euphemisms in an endearing way. "ugh. fine, but only if you put on my abortion of a dress, because i... look i don't like people to know everything about me."
No Consequences?
I waited patiently, shifting my weight from one foot to the next, watching as winks and euphemisms scored filly after filly a night with a curious man.
The Candy Maker
And the way she said tasty made him think that it wasn't a euphemism for anything. all he could do was glare at her, trying not to let the fear show in his eyes. the raccoon walked up to him and reached out to run a finger down the side of his chest.
Lending A Paw - Part 5
"i see," said blaze, finding the word to simply be a euphemism. "i'm not sure about monuments at the moment. my parents will be coming home later in the week and i'll need to talk with them about what they want done with my sister's remains."
Blood, Sweat, and Diesel: Chapter 13
I considered asking her if she was all right, but then i recalled kent mentioning that sadie might be on "the pills" - a not-so-clever euphemism for heat pills: some sort of drug that causes furs to go into oestrus, a hypersexual state that they naturally