Fundoshi Matsuri | by KitsuneJey
Those wooden penises were large enough for allowing each of the attendees to ride them like a horse (i'm sorry, no euphemisms here), and aligned just like pirate cannons.
School for Heroes - Vuoritorni
He never liked being called a spy, so was always ready with a handy euphemism. "can you find anyone else who's filled an order?" "i'll look into it. anything else?"
Guiding Bolt (Kreet 8)
She understood now that light was a euphemism for good, and_that_ she could support wholeheartedly. but the cleric also pointed out that she had another goal as a cleric. she would also be an ambassador for her race.
Digiherm Evolution
Getting the upper hand on hir opponent, the grizzylmon pins the leomon down and starts to thrust hir length into the leonine digimon's... well, dataport for lack of a better euphemism.
Memories of a black fox.
Using a variety of increasingly unsubtle euphemisms, he indicated that he would, as the kids these days say, "rock my world", if only i could do something about those terribly restricting cuffs that kept his arms behind his back.
Bored At Work
Calling victor a boy was certainly interesting, but much preferable to _"that special friend_", which was my parents' euphemism of choice for a while before they came to their senses.
Business Expenses
A nice euphemism for saying i walked the long way through filthy alleys and cut behind dumpsters until i was alone. inside the envelope was a picture of a van. nondescript, but in seemingly decent condition.
Spaced Out
"you don't stay one for long without some unique means of persuasion," she euphemized. "eyes on the viewscreen." "what happened to the ichthyosaur after that?" "she's still a renegade to this day, as far as i know," the roach added offhandedly.
Prelude: Part four
As for varron, well, to call him a racist would be quite a euphemism. any saxhleel unfortunate enough to cross his path was in danger.
Frisky Booty 15: Unkinking a Hose
What was a toilet besides a euphemism for all their bodily necessities? “i’m … actually i’ll clean this up and i’ll join you if you’re still there,” said gila. “feel free to take one of your lobster-boil showers.” “i kinda intend to.”
Goldenmane Chapter IV: Performance Management
Measures, in the service, was usually a euphemism for something icky. "it's also come to my attention that you have been having some...bad luck in the lady department." "what do you mean?"
A Dish Served Warm (AS "F")
I just have to think of all the euphemisms of sex that are related to food: eating out, tossing salad, popping cherries, cream pies, hotdogging, the peach, the weiner, to name a few, and know that there is some intrinsic parallel to eat and having sex.